The America Quiz

Many people say that 'they're American' and that 'they don't need to show any patriotism'. Well, those same people are trying to destroy are beliefs and, most importantly, America.

Do you think you have what it takes to see if you're an American or are you still listening to what Katie Couric tell you to? Be a true American by taking this quiz today.

Created by: Seth Ginger
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is the #1 threat to America?
Terrorists
Hollywood/Left-Wing Media
Liberals
Scientists
Bears
Hippies
4. George W. Bush
Great President
The Greatest President
5. Jimmy Carter
Bad President
Horrible President
Crappy President
The Worst President
The only Carter I recognize as president is Nipsy Carter
6. What is the best news program on television?
Larry King Live
The O' Reilley Factor
Big Idea with Donny Deutsch
Hardball with Chris Matthews
Some basic channel news program like CBS Evening News
Other (anything on Fox News)
7. What are your favorite colors?
Red, White, and Blue (the colors of the American Flag)
Red ('cause I'm a commie)
Green ('cause I'm a pot-smoking hippie from Oregon)
Brown...no further comment
Whatever colors I want!
8. Which temperature measurement do you prefer?
Farenheit; Celsius is for foreigners
Celsius; Farenheit is for Dutch stoners
Kelvin; I like to be different
My own judgement
You can measure temperature?
9. Can America ever be wrong (in two letters or less)?
No
No
No
No
No
Yes (I'm Al Franken)
10. Is this the final question?
Yes
No, that's what the left-wing elitists want you to think
Maybe
Possibly
Perhaps
I dunno
11. Who is the best president over the past one hundred years?
Ronald Reagan
John F. Kennedy
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Herbert Hoover
Dwight Eisenhower
12. Are you an American?
Yes
No
I think so
I was born in Mexico
What does it mean to be an American?

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