1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. When you're sitting in Sacrament Meeting, what are you really thinking about? I'm hungry...where's the damn bread already? God, do I get credit for this if I duck out after the water? Zzzzzzzzz........Zzzzzzzzz....... How beautiful and inspiring this returned missionary's talk is! Cute kid, although his testimony's totally being whispered to him People actually believe this crap? 4. When you were (if you are) in Young Mens/Young Womens, what was (is) your favorite activity? anything as long as I missed the opening/closing prayers Bake Sale Quilting with all the old women Basketball!!! raking leaves in the neighborhood car wash to see the girls get wet ;-)~ 5. Where do you like to go after work? Hire's for a burger, fries, and a shake Coffee Break for those trendy lattes and colorful couches Your mom's house Bowling Your couch for some must-see TV Port O Call 6. Your fave reading material? Book of Mormon, the greatest book out there Maxim/Penthouse/Playboy Cosmo Bible Ensign, but only for the conference talks 7. When you want to have a fun time with your friends, what's your typical night? Movies then ice cream Walking thru the park hand in hand...aww... Beer Pong and Flip Cup at a house party Hale Theater for a nice family play Southern Exposure for...well...you know Couch. Movies. Jello. 8. Favorite Club? Area 51 for some good goth, techno, and rock Zanzibar for a nice little jazz jam Book of the Month Club Relief Society/Priesthood Anything that's packed, sweaty, and free of much clothing =) Club? What's a club? 9. Who is your own personal hero? The Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ Spiderman Rocky Anderson The Profit, I mean, err, Prophet, Hinckley God Joseph Smith 10. How do you feel about the Word of Wisdom? Do you follow it? Screw it, gimmee my coffee right NOW! Eh, people can do whatever they like, their choice If we don't follow, we will be punished. We don't deserve heaven if we drink caffeine. It's more of a guideline than a commandment or doctrine Liquor, sex, caffeine, I want it all! 11. What do you like spending your money on? Booze, Cigs, Tea, Coffee, Coca-Cola... Big vans and tons of toys for all of my 8 kids. What money? I give it all to the church! cds, movies, anything at Best Buy, whatever the rating After my diligent 10%, I have no extra moolah, but I know I will be rewarded in heaven. Church Manuals 12. What's your ideal Sunday? Take the kids to the park and have a nice picnic Sailing with a six-pack and a bunch of friends Get up, get the fam ready, go to all 3 meetings at church, come home and read scriptures, fast, pay fast offerings, more meetings, Visiting Home Teaching.... Pool. Sun. Towel. Baby oil. Sunglasses. Quiet. Church, then home for whatever The game!!!! 13. What political leaning do you have? Anything the profit, err again, prophet says, I support, and his choice of candidate I'm pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, and I LOVE flip flops I'm on the fence, I vote different ways, I go for a candidate I believe in, I don't base it on party If the candidate is not mormon, I will not let that person win! No matter his opinions I have my own little world...and I am king. 14. What would your ideal Heaven be? (South Park reference) I'd rather be in Hell than in Heaven with Mormons! All white, with three levels of goodness, where Joseph Smith rules as well, in all his glory. Anywhere. Don't really care. It'd have great rock bands, beer, and chicks! Like in that Robin Williams movie...whatever anyone wants.