How Mormon Are You?

Mormons, more properly known as Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, are indeed a "peculiar people". I am a brand-new convert to this wonderful Church, and I have noticed many cultural quirks that few non-Members would notice or understand. So I decided to use a handful of them to gauge how well Members observe the peculiar world we Mormons live in.

So how do you measure up? Are you a true-blue Mormon? Are you as quirky as the rest of us? And how well do you know the Sacrament prayer? NO CHEATING! Use only your own memory. And the Holy Ghost, of course! (just kidding)

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What does DESERET mean?
Honeybee (in Hebrew)
It's a misspelling of "desert"
It's a reformed Egyptian word that no one is quite sure how to translate.
I dunno, something to do with Mormons, I guess...
It means "green jello" in French.
4. And how do you pronounce it?
It rhymes with "gay".
Same as "desert".
It rhymes with "cigarette".
Same as "dessert".
5. "Oh how lovely was the morning!" The sun was shining, bees were humming, birds were singing, and music was ringing! What happened that day?
Christ had been born the previous night.
The Nephites defeated the Lamanites.
I have no idea!
The pioneers were saved by the Prophet Brigham Young.
Joseph Smith had his first Vision.
6. Which of these is in the correct order as pertaining to the youth?
Deacon, Priest, Patriarch
Beehive, Deacon, Teacher
Priest, High Priest, Teacher
Beehive, Mia Maid, Laurel
Priest, Laurel, Beehive
7. As Zion's youth in latter days, we stand with...
Chaste minds
Valiant hearts
Virtuous hearts
Strong Faith
Golden Plates
8. O God, the ______ _______, we ask Thee in the name of Thy Son to bless and sanctify this bread to the souls of all those who partake of it...
Almighty Father
Eternal Protector
Eternal Father
Heavenly Father
Everlasting Redeemer
Loving Father
9. What does Deacon Tie Syndrome refer to?
People who take up the entire fast and testimony meeting (thus "tying" everything up)
Young adolescent boys who don't know how to tie their ties, so they have like 3 feet of tie slack hanging off the back of their collars
Elder missionaries who wear ugly ties
Deacons whose ties are too short.
10. Are "damn" and "s---" swear words, in your opinion?
Yes, they both are.
S--- is generally a swear word, but in most cases, damn isn't.
I consider either one to be acceptable in most cases.
11. Jesus wants me for a...
Sunbeam.
Disciple.
Cougar.
Prophet.
Mormon.
12. Rise and Shout! Someone's on the trail to fame and glory! Who is it?
The Utes
The Lamanites
Jesus
The Apostates
The Cougars
The Wolverines
13. I am a fifteen-year-old girl. I am therefore a...
Priest
Mia Maid
Beehive
Laurel
Missionary
Relief Society Sister
14. Generally, Members are baptized when they are ____ and confirmed when they are ____.
a baby, sixteen years old.
eight years old, sixteen years old.
twelve years old, sixteen years old.
eight years old, eight years old.
It's based on gender. #2 is true for girls; #3 is true for guys.

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