Saint or Sinner

Not everyone is religious to the point of going to church every Sunday; but, we've all questioned whether heaven and hell exist. This quiz won't answer whether you're going to hell or not; but hopefully, you'll find it amusing.

It's just for fun and is in conjunction with our special guest and page layout for this month. Read the Father Kaycey blog if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Created by: Max
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. Who stands at the 'Pearly Gates'?
St. Christopher
St. Peter
Pope John Paul
4. What is the first infliction of Stigmata?
Bleeding from the rib.
Bleeding from the palms.
Bleeding from the uterus.
Bleeding from the forehead.
5. How many stones were cast at Mary?
One... It slipped.
200 and she died.
6. Why did Adam eat the forbidden fruit?
He was tempted by the serpent.
Because he was told not to.
To get sexual favors from Eve.
Eve persuaded him to.
7. What are the first 4 books of the Bible?
Peter, Paul, Mary, & Puff
John, Paul, George, & Ringo
Joey, Rachel, Ross, & Monica
Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John
8. What did Jesus walk on that constituted a miracle?
Jello Shooters.
His hands.
Hot coals.
9. What was the occupation of the man that Mary had sex with before giving birth to Jesus?
Drug Dealer.
None of the above.
10. After performing another miracle, Jesus fed many people with what?
Loaves & fishes.
Cookies & milk.
Cheese & crackers.
Bread & wine.
11. Which commandment have you broken more than the others?
#2- Taken the Lord's name in vane. God Damn it! You caught me.
#1- Worshipped other gods.
#10- Coveted my neighbor's ass.
#4- Not honored my father and mother.
12. What is the number of the beast?
My ex's phone number.
The suicide hotline.

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