Monty Python-Happy!

Some people are born great. Some acheive greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Everyone else has Monty Python's Flying Circus. And we are AWESOME IN OURSELVES.

Are you a Python expert? Do you know what a Gumby is? Do you applaud whenever you see Michael Palin? If so, prove you are worthy. Take the quiz and prove spam youself spam a spam TRUE SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM oh shut up.

Created by: DmitraBlue
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Lemon...
Orange?
Curry?
Apple?
Horse?
4. Nobody expects...
THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Me.
Me to pass this test.
John Cleese.
5. Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise, our TWO chief weapons and fear, surprise and...
...stuff...
Nice red uniforms.
Valor.
Ruthless efficiency.
6. I think it's runnier than you'll like it, sir.
I like it runny.
EW!
I don't care how excrementally runny it is, hand it over with all speed.
Oh. Never mind then.
7. It’s not pining, it’s passed on! This parrot IS NO MORE! It has CEASED to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a LATE PARROT! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace – if you hadn’t nailed it to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!
What are we talkin' about here?
It's run down the cutain and joined the choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
Well, I don't want to buy it!
No, no, it's...stunned.
8. I want to buy a mattress!
Well, okay then.
I'm not selling them, go away.
*puts paper bag over head*
The price starts at two pence.
9. What does a lumberjack do on Wednesdays?
Goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea!
How should I know? I'm not one.
Cross-dresses.
Cuts...down...trees?....
10. Who plays the policeman? (e.g. "This sketch has gotten far too silly!"
John Cleese.
Eh? Wha? Come again?
One of those guys, you know, with the thing, and the hair...
Graham Chapman.
11. I have with me in the studio today, one of the counrty's leading dermatologists, Mr. Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Tee hee.
OMG! I love this one!
That's not my name!
Who?
12. Oh, I'm sorry...Mr. Raymond Luxury Yatch-t.
No, no, no....
Eh?
Still not getting it.
RIP Graham Chapman!
13. It's SPELLED Raymond Luxury Yatch-t, but it's PRONOUNCED...
Horse?
Eh?
Dizzy Gillespie!
Throatwarbler Mangrove!
14. ...You are a very silly man and I'm not going to interveiw you.
Huh? I'm a girl!
AH! Anti-semitism!
Oh God, I know this, I know this, what comes next?...
I'm sorry, did you say THROATWARBLER MANGROVE back there?
15. Not at all. See? It's not even a real nose! It's polysterene.
Give me my nose back!
WHAT?
16. You can collect it at reception, now go away.
Okay then, where's reception, smartypants?
But I want to be on television!
17. Well you can't.
Ahhh....that was fun.
What on Earth just happened?
Oh screw it, I'm gonna go submit my score.

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