Monty Python and the Holy Grail Trivia Quiz

"You got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together" If you recognized that line than this is the quiz for you...Monty Pythons and the Holy Grail at home and on the run, totally useless but most important thing that is almost but not quite unlike a quiz.

If you know the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow this quiz is for you to prove to the world you're not a nerd you just know about one of the greatest movie ever to come acrossed a screen..and it only takes a small bit of you're life!!!

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1. What is the opening to Holy Grail?
A furry rabbit hunt
A canadian being chased by a bear
A dance number
A toothpaste production line
Credits
A couple at a chinese restaurant
2. Who directed Holy Grail?
Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam
John Cleese
Eric Idle and Graham Chapman
Michael Palin and John Cleese
Terry Jones and Michael Palin
Graham Chapman
3. Who wrote Holy Grail?
Michael Palin
Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam
John Cleese
Graham Chapman
Eric Idle
all of the above
4. Who plays the most roles in Holy Grail?
Michael Palin
Terry Gilliam
John Cleese
Graham Chapman
Eric Idle
Terry Jones
5. How does Holy Grail end?
They all die
They find the holy grail
They either die or are arrested
They are all arrested
They are attacked by a huge animated monster and die
An unlaiden swallow and a killer rabbit have a show-stopping dance scene
6. Who says, "Look strange women laying in ponds distributing sword is no system for a basis of government, supreme judical power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
Terry Jones as Dennis's Mother
Terry Gilliam as Patsy
John Cleese as Tim
Graham Chapman as King Authur
Eric Idle as Roger the Shrubber
Michael Palin as Dennis
7. Why did they use coconuts?
It was funny
It was cheap
John Cleese was afraid of horses
Graham Chapman couldn't ride at all
They wanted something to hand out at the premier and horses are knid of expensive in such large quantities
Don't question what such great minds create
8. Wik means what?
Wic... like the one on a candle
With... like including
Witch...like may we burn her
These guys were illiterate
Its a name
Don't question what such great minds create
9. The Holy Hand Granade of ______ is used to fight _____?
Antioch...an army of insulting Frenchmen
England...the Black Knight
Antioch...a killer rabbit
England...an animated peril
Antioch...Tim
England...a killer rabbit
10. How much does the "witch" weigh proving she is in fact a witch?
50 pounds
the same as black cat
the same as a killer rabbit
60 kilograms
the same as a duck
2 metric tons
11. Who is Prince Hurbert having to marry against his will?
Princess Tabitha
Princess Lena
Princess Cindy
Princess Elizabeth
Princess not so pretty but okay for the time
Princess Lucky
12. What year does this take place?
1066 AD
1215 AD
1345 AD
932 AD
992 AD
1156 AD
13. Who's idea was it to search for the holy grail?
King Authur's
God's
the French (in an attempt to get rid of the Brits)
Patsy's
Sir Galahad
Sir Robin
14. Who was the chasted?
King Authur
Sir Bedever
Sir Galahad
Sir Robin
Sir Launcelot
Sir not-appearing-in-this-film
15. Who was the brave?
King Authur
Sir Bedever
Sir Galahad
Sir Robin
Sir Launcelot
Sir not-appearing-in-this-film
16. Who was the not so brave?
King Authur
Sir Bedever
Sir Galahad
Sir Robin
Sir Launcelot
Sir not-appearing-in-this-film
17. Who plays Roger the shrubber?
Terry Gilliam
John Cleese
Michael Palin
Graham Chapman
Eric Idle
Terry Jones
18. Where has lovely lakes?
Sweden
Poland
England
Switzerland
France
Spain
19. Why don't the knights go to Camelot?
Its too far
They decide to find the grail instead
Its a silly place
It doesn't have lovely lakes
There are no moose trained to mix concrete and fill out important insurance forms
King Authur is the king and he does what he wants
20. What do they eat in Camelot?
Ham and Jam and Spam...alot
Jam
Fried Chicken
Coconuts carried by swallows
Spam
Ham
21. What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
I'm not interested
What do you mean African or Europeans
I don't know that
Its a matter of weight ratios
It matters where it grips it...prefurrably by the husk
All of the above
22. What are the Knights who-til just-recently-said-Ni called?
The Knights of the Round Table
The Knights who say Peng
The Knights who say NeeeWom
The Knights who say NeeeowWumPing
The Knghts who say It
The knights didn't exist
23. The knights who-until-just-recently-said-Ni want what?
A Shrubbery
Another shrubbery
Another shrubbery and a tree cut down with a haring
A shrubbery with a two level effect that doesn't cost too much
Nothing
All of the above

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