How Monty Pythonian are you?

There are many silly people, but few true Pythonians. Pythonism is, afterall, quite extraordinary. What is a Pythonian? A Pythonian is someone who has an extraordinarily clever and random mind, is able to skirt around complex problems with the most silly reasoning, and sees the world through the Distorted lenses of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Have you ever wondered if you have a little Monty Python spirit in you? Are you irretreiveably silly? Have you lain awake at night wondering what life is really all about and watched "The Meaning of Life", actually expecting and answer? Did you get that answer? Then this is the quiz for you. By answering just a few fairly painless multiple choice questions and submiting to a UA, you will find out just how Monty Pythonian you really are.

Created by: ScullyStaples
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. Which fresh fruit do you concider the most dangerous?
canned peaches
pointed sticks
4. What church are you most likely to belong to?
Crackpot Religion LTD.
St. Loony's up the cream bun and jam
Very Naughty
Church of England
5. Which name most appeals to you?
Arthur Puty
Tarquin Fintimwhinbimlimbin Bus Stop F'Tang F'tang Ole Bisquit Barrel
Harry "Snapper" Organs
Sancho Panza
Edward Norton
Raquel Welch
6. What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
15 feet per second
African or European?
7. Fill in the blanks: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm Okay. I ____ all night and i ____all day"
Sleep, Work
party, recover
Binge, purge
do stuff, do other stuff
steal birdwatcher's eggs, talk about it
Work, sleep
8. If you are NOT the messiah, then you are therefore....
a very naughty boy
the Anti-christ
9. What would you say the meaning of life is?
To survive as long as possible
To celebrate God's creation
Do good deeds, make an effort to get along with everybody, try not to eat too much fat, get a jog in once in awhile
Kill the infedels
beat level 15
win the lotto
10. When ever you hear the Liberty Bell march play you....
blow a raspberry at the end
throw up a little in your mouth
giggle and say "It's" like an old man
go about your business
11. If you met a Python member you would....
freak out and attack them
not know it
ask them to do your favorite sketch for you
Sing the Spam song to them
Say "aren't you that one guy from that movie?"
shoot them
12. You first saw Monty Python....
in the movie theatre
on stage
on tv
in the studio
in the trash
in a book
13. What is your Quest?
To find the Holy grail
To finish this damned quiz
to meet the pythons
to own all the movies and the series
to gratuate high school
not die
14. What is my favorite color?

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