How Similar are You to Steve?

There are many wackos, but few true Steves. Steve is, afterall, quite Steve-ish. Who is Steve? Steve is a juvenile delinquint whom I am luck enough to know and who has an extraordinarily maniacal mind, is able to solve complex problems by simply making a crack about someone's mother, and see the world through an entirely BHEWZSH-goggle-enhanced point of view.

Are YOU Steve? Do you have the Steveness to qualify for that disgusting title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When was the last time you wore a black hoodie?
Just now
Recently
Within the last year
In the past
Never
4. When was the last time you depicted the anarchy "A" using spray paint?
Today
Recently
This year
In the past
Never
5. If you have done so, do you understand the meaning of that symbol?
NOPE! I just enjoy spray painting stuff that seems cool.
Yes, obviously! Do you think I'm some kind of poser?
I have not spray-painted it, but respect the ideology as legitimate.
I understand the meaning, which is why I hate anarchists and do not spray-paint their letter.
I have no idea.
6. When was the last time you survived an entire week on one pizza without heatiing it up more than once, simply because you were playing a video game?
This week
Recently
This year
In the past
Never
7. When was the last time you "attempted" to do something with hilarious and "unintentional" results, conveniently catching the fiasco on camera?
Today
Recently
This year
In the past
Never
8. When was the last time you were involved in an attempt by a large number of people to simultaneously depict Guy Fawkes which culimnated in one person, who was not you, actually dressing up?
This week
Recently
This year
In the past
Never
9. When was the last time you considered anyone nicknamed for a type of potato your friend?
I do
I did
Never
I do not know anyone like that...?
10. How many times in the last month have you swore at or about the mother of the aforementioned friend?
This does not apply, see my previous answer.
0
1 - 2
3 - 5
6 - 10
11 - >9K
11. When was the last time you attempted a gag in an absolutely useless situation? (For example, the fishing-though-a-city-window-gag out of a window with no-one below)
Today
Recently
This year
In the past
Never
12. Which smiley are you most likely to use?
:D
>:}D-
XD
:O
>:(
;D
13. Which of these "names" sound most hilarious to you?
Magnan Imous
Hal Ford
Patricia McPolerison
Taira Shea of the great land of Tel Pro
Edward Kyle-in
Cindy Quondong
14. Are any of those names familiar to you?
Yes, I know where they're from
No, but I recognise at least one reference
No, and I can't seem to notice any references
15. If you answered "No, but I recognise at least one reference," which of these were referenced?
I did not answer that.
Metal music, communist philosophy, angst-ridden adolescent concerns, a seemingly unrelated adjective, fruit, and at least one inside joke
American automobiles, Mount Vesuvius, a certain highly-publicised movie, pep rallies, celestial spheres, and contagious disease
Sea-shells, XM radio, platypi, chainsaws, lumjerjacks, and pancakes
16. If someone you knew said to another person, "Aha! That reminds me of Steve's...ah, well, I shouldn't tell ya," and proceeded to nudge and wink at you, would you know what he meant?
Yes, and I appreciate that he respects my privacy by not continuing his sentence
Erm, no, but it sounds like this "Steve" fellow probably is involved in a questionable...ah, well, I probably shouldn't put this in the quiz
...No...
17. ARE YOU STEVE?!
YES!!
NO!!
WHO IS STEVE?!

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