South Park: Goth or Vamp Kid?

There are many vamp kids, but few true goth kids. Gothiness is, afterall, quite dark. What is a goth kid? A goth kid is someone who has an extraordinarily deranged mind, is able to solve complex problems through arsony, and see the world through a generally gothic point of view.

Are YOU a goth kid? Do you have the gothiness to qualify for that honourable title? Until now you could only wonder (or take any of the myriad of similar quizzes.) But thanks to this great COPYPASTA, in just a few minutes you will know!

Created by: E Lunatic

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Assuming that you had a thirst for blood, you would sate it by...?
  2. Which of the following weapons do you normally carry?
  3. If you had a problem with something, you would most likely...
  4. Do you hate life?
  5. Do you avoid direct sunlight?
  6. Do you smoke?
  7. Do you enjoy putting sparkles on your face?
  8. Do you wear black because it's fun?
  9. Do you follow the occult while avoiding anything that may be hazardous to your health?
  10. Do you know why there is Rice-A-Roni in the coffee?
  11. Do you actually have a thirst for blood?
  12. Would you describe yourself, or have described yourself at some point, as being "ungroundable?"
  13. To wear a shirt depicting a band, movie, or other logo, do you consider it neccessary that you are actually a fan of said subject?
  14. Would you be likely to carry a copy of Twilight, or any book in the series, around with you if you had not read it and had no intention of doing so?
  15. Are you second only to Cartman in your frequency and extent of using profanity?

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