South Park: Goth or Vamp Kid?

There are many vamp kids, but few true goth kids. Gothiness is, afterall, quite dark. What is a goth kid? A goth kid is someone who has an extraordinarily deranged mind, is able to solve complex problems through arsony, and see the world through a generally gothic point of view.

Are YOU a goth kid? Do you have the gothiness to qualify for that honourable title? Until now you could only wonder (or take any of the myriad of similar quizzes.) But thanks to this great COPYPASTA, in just a few minutes you will know!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Assuming that you had a thirst for blood, you would sate it by...?
Killing people and drinking their blood
Drinking Clamato
Finding a cure for yourself
4. Which of the following weapons do you normally carry?
Many knives
Lighter & aerosol can
My razor-sharp claws
Pepper spray
At least 3 of the above
None of the above
5. If you had a problem with something, you would most likely...
Stab, burn, or sabotage it (whichever is most applicable)
Suck it up, no pun intended
Suck it up, pun intended
Inform your parents and/or school principal
6. Do you hate life?
Yes
No
7. Do you avoid direct sunlight?
Yes
No
8. Do you smoke?
Yes
No
Not cigarettes
9. Do you enjoy putting sparkles on your face?
Yes
No
10. Do you wear black because it's fun?
Yes
No, what am I, five?
No, I don't wear black
11. Do you follow the occult while avoiding anything that may be hazardous to your health?
Yes
No
No, I don't follow the occult
12. Do you know why there is Rice-A-Roni in the coffee?
Yes
I have a general idea
Nope, I dunno
13. Do you actually have a thirst for blood?
Yes
Not particularly
Ohmahgawd, no!!
14. Would you describe yourself, or have described yourself at some point, as being "ungroundable?"
Yes
No
15. To wear a shirt depicting a band, movie, or other logo, do you consider it neccessary that you are actually a fan of said subject?
Yes
No
16. Would you be likely to carry a copy of Twilight, or any book in the series, around with you if you had not read it and had no intention of doing so?
Yes
No
The only reason I would have any of those books in my hands would be if I needed to beat someone or vandalize something and it was the best nearby weapon
17. Are you second only to Cartman in your frequency and extent of using profanity?
Yes
I doubt it
Absolutely not!

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