Do you suffer from Red Sox syndrome?

Red Sox Syndrome is now a serious public health threat. In the past, victims of the disease were limited to a region extending from Maine to central Connecticut. Recently, however, cases have been reported as far away as Tokyo. Do YOU suffer from Red Sox Syndrome? Take this diagnostic quiz to find out.

Do you begin to drool excessively as spring approaches? Do you salivate at the sound of Jerry Remi's voice? If so, you may suffer from Red Sox Syndrome. Take this quiz to find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How many games do you attend at Fenway each season
0 to 3
4 to 10
11 to 20
20 to 50
50 to 80
81
4. How many Red Sox games do you attend a year in other ballparks?
0 to 3
4 to 10
11 to 20
21 to 50
51 to 80
81
5. How many of these trivia questions could you answer from memory: 1) HRs by Ortiz in 2006, 2) Clemens' SOs in 1986, 3) Yaz's golf handicap, 4) Ted Williams' barber's name.
0
1
2
3
4
6. How would you describe the feeling you experience following a Red Sox win?
Brimming satisfaction
Wild elation
Prayerful thanksgiving
Desire to run naked through the street
7. How would you describe the feeling you experience following a Red Sox loss?
Disappointment
Overwhelming desire to get drunk quickly
Uncontrolable sobbing
Desire to kill the next person I see wearing a Yankees cap (but I usually feel that way anyway)
8. What did you do at the moment the Sox won the 2004 World Series?
Heard about it at work and turned on NESN to catch the hightlights
High-fived my buddies as we watched the final out
Committed myself never to doubt miracles again
Delivered my first-born to Satan, as promised
9. Theo Epstein is ...
a very talented young man
my personal lord and savior
the genius of Landsdowne Street
that moron who signed J.D. Drew
10. How do you pronounce "Daisuke Matsuzaka"?
da-SU-kee mat-su-ZA-ka
DICE-kay ma-tsu-ZA-ka
The Franchise
overpaid
11. Do you believe that Roger Clemens will finish his career with the Red Sox?
No way. He's just teasing with them to get more money out of Steinbrenner
Maybe, if I rub my lucky baseball cap hard enough
Sure, if the money's right
Yes, it is his destiny.
12. What is the proper response to hearing the name "Derek Jeter" spoken out loud?
"I'm sorry. Don't you mean, 'Derek The-Most-Overrated-Shortstop-of-All-Time Jeter'?"
"That wanker!"
"The Dark Lord goes by many names. This one you shall not utter."
"You mean A-Rod's little girlfriend?"

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