1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Why did God make you? He was bored and needed something to do. He wanted to watch us enjoy life. To show His goodness, and to make me happy with Him in Heaven. To take care of the animals He made. To be fruitful and multiply. 4. What's the difference between venial and mortal sin? Mortal is illegal and venial is not. Mortal sin is a deadly sin, it kills the life of God within us. Venial sin is a lesser sin. There's no difference. Mortal sin is murder, venial is all other sins. Mortal sin is public, venial is private. 5. What do we mean by the four marks of the Church? One, Holy, Catholic, Apostolic. The four evangelists:Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. John, George, Paul, and Ringo The crucifix, the chi-ro, the fish, the Papal seal. 6. What is the sacrament of the Holy Eucharist? It's a remembrance of the Last Supper. It's a symbol of Christ's death for our salvation. It's a holy meal for Christians. It's a celebration of community. It's the sacrament of the body and blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ. 7. What are the chief spiritual works of mercy? To smile at others, to give others flowers, to sing in church, to read inspirational emails, to think happy thoughts, to go to reiki class, to walk a labyrinth. To save the seals, to adopt a dog from a shelter, to save the rainforest, to refuse to wear animal skins, to be a vegan, to give to animal shelters, to have a "Save the Manatees" license plate. Admonish the sinner, instruct the ignorant, to counsel the doubtful, to comfort the sorrowful, to bear wrongs patiently, to forgive all injuries, to pray for the living and the dead. To feed the hungry, to give drink to the thirsty, to clothe, the naked, to visit the imprisoned, to shelter the homeless, to visit the sick, to bury the dead. To be fruitful and multiply, to love your enemies, to pray, to go to Church, to be nice to others,to respect the dead, to help the poot, to not say anything controversial. 8. What is the best method of assisting at Mass? To respond to the prayers and sing the hymns. By joining in mind, and heart with Christ, the Prinicpal Priest and Victim, by following the Mass in a missal, and by reciting or chanting the responses. To be aware of the community around you, and to interact with them. To listen to the homily, and give generously in the collection. To pay attention and not fall asleep. 9. What is necessary to receive Communion worthily? Be on good terms with everyone you know. To go to confession once a year, and receive communion at least once at Eastertime. Not be angry at anyone, or have lustful thoughts. Be free from mortal sin, to have a right intention, and to obey the Church's laws on the fast required before Holy Communion. To be a nice guy. 10. What are the Holy Days of Obligation? Christmas, Easter, St. Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day. Christmas, Easter, Good Friday, Palm Sunday, All Saint's Day, Immaculate Conception. Labor Day, May day, Che Guevara Day. Fidel Castro's Birthday Immaculate Conception, Ascension, Assumption, Christmas, Octave Day of Christmas, All Saint's Day. Groundhog Day,First Day of Summer,4th of July, 11. What are the seven sacraments?
Baptism, Holy Orders, Sharing, Marriage, Vow of poverty, chastity, and obedience, Baptism, Confession, Confirmation, Holy Communion, Holy Orders, Matrimony, Extreme Unction. Baptism, Penance, Confirmation, Communion, Sign of Peace, Marriage, Priesthood, Sacrament of the Sick. Marriage, Holy Orders, Sign of the Cross, Penance, Peace, Joy, Happiness. Baptism, Communion, Confirmation, Sign of Peace, Sacrament of the Sick, Matrimony, Holy Annointing, Confession. 12. What is the difference between Original Sin and Actual Sin? Original sin was the sin of Cain, actual sin was the sin of David. Original sin is the first sin we commit, actual sin is the last one we commit before we die. Original sin is inherited from your mother, and actual sin is from your father. Original sin is inherited from Adam and Eve, actual sin is inherited from Judas Iscariot. Original Sin we were born with, inherited from Adam and Eve, actual sin is any willful thought, desire, word, action, or omission forbidden by the law of God. 13. What does the indwelling of the Holy Spirit enable the Church to do? To collect money, to absolve sin, and to build churches. To hold Bingo in the auditorium. To teach, to santify, and to rule the faithful in the name of Christ. To tell it's members what is right and wrong. To boss people around. 14. What are the chief corporal works of mercy? To feed the hungry, to give drink to the thirsty, to clother the naked, to visit the imprisoned, to shelter the homeless, to visit the sick, to bury the dead. To go to confession once a year, to sing in the choir, to teach catechism, to read the Bible, to pray, and receive communion at least once at Eastertime. To feed the hungry to give drink to the thirsty, to go to jail, to get sick, to shelter the homeless, to talk to the dead, to wear modest clothing. To feed the hungry, to give wine to the thirsty, to not look at the naked, to visit the imprisoned, to shelter the homeless, to visit the sick, to bury the dead. To be fruitful and multiply, to love your enemies, to pray, to go to Church, to be nice to others,to respect the dead, to help the poor, to not say anything controversial. 15. What is a sacrament? The Holy Mass. A symbol of community in Christ. An outward sign, instituted by Christ, to give grace. A sign that you are a Catholic. A chance to collect money from your family. 16. How does the Catholic Church help us to gain heaven? Through the sacraments. Through good works. Through faith alone. Through being nice to others, and not swearing. Through helping the poor, and being generous with our money. 17. What will confirmation do to you? It will make me means of Christ's peace. It wil help me share my faith. It will make me a soldier of Christ. It will get me out of any more CCD classes! It will make me an adult in the faith. 18. What is grace? A church lady who cleans the altar. The gift of your confirmation. Something you get when you are good. A sign that you are a Catholic. It is the supernatural gift of God bestowe on us through the merits of Jesus Christ for our salvation. 19. What are the near occasions of sin? When we almost sin, but we catch ourselves in time. When we hurt those nearest to us. When we sin by our evil thoughts. When others sin against us. All persons, places, or things that may easily lead us to sin. 20. When is our contrition perfect? When we are sorry for our sins because sin offends God, whom we love above all things for His own sake. When we hurt those nearest to us, and we make it up to them. When we do the penance the priest asks us to do. When we put extra money in the collection. When we feel really sorry for having made a mistake. 21. What is an indulgence? Buying off time in Purgatory. Eating double chocolate ice cream from the carton. Not ratting on your little sister when she steals the last piece of cake. The remission granted by the Church of the temporal punishment due to sins already forgiven. Not minding when people gossip about you. 22. What are the two biggest feasts of the year? Christmas and Easter Sunday. Easter Sunday and Pentecost Sunday. Good Friday and Easter Sunday. Christmas and Good Friday. Christmas and Superbowl Sunday. 23. What are angels? The souls of our dear departed who have attained heaven. Created spirits without bodies, having understanding, and free will. Channeling spirits. Ghosts of the dead. A baseball team in LA. 24. O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended, thee, and I ______ my sins, because I dread the loss of heaven, and the pains of hell, but most of all because they offend you, my God, who art all good, and worthy of all my love, I firmly resolve, with regret. . . sacraments hate. . . favor am ashamed of. . .Church proud. . . people detest. . . grace 25. What must you do to be happy with God in heaven? To collect money, to absolve sin, and to build churches. Know Him, love Him, and serve Him in this world. Not be angry at anyone, or have lustful thoughts. Be free from mortal sin, to have a right intention, and to obey the Church's laws on the fast required before Holy Communion. To be an adult in the faith. 26. What are the seven deadly sins? Anger, judgementalism, pride, wealth, gluttony, temptation. Covetousness, lust, greed, obesity, lack of charity, laziness. Pride, envy, covetousness, lust, sloth, gluttony, anger. Envy, judgmentalism, malice, slander, gossip, avarice, pride. Judgementalism, wastefullness, anger, gossip, disharmony, lack of kharma, obesity.