Could you survive a terrorist attack?

Do you think you have what it takes to fight off terrorists and survive?Or will you be pathetic and weak and die?Good luck and I hope you bring a good fight to the battlefield.

If you die well thats to bad because I don't care.If you do somehow survive then good for you because that means you are not stupid.I know how to easily survive a terrorist attack like this.

Created by: g j (greg and jerald)
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Favorite type of gun?
Shotgun
Pistol
Water Gun
Sniper
Ewwwww! I hate guns!
My peepee!
4. Terrorists come and enter your house.What do you do?
Grab your little sibling and use him/her as a shield.
Say your ugly and call the cops.
Grab a gun and shoot them.
Eat a bean burrito and use that deadly frag on them.
Run upstairs and call the cops.
Fart as a distraction then pull out a knife on them.
5. What homemade armor would you use?
Beanbags strapped to your body.
Your little brother or sister.
Metal cooking pans.
Go out naked to scare them away.
More bean burritos.
Metal chairs.
6. A terrorist sneaks up behind you.What do you do?
Turn around and lick his toes.
Turn around and kiss him.
Run like heck!
Elbow him in the gut then run.
Release the biggest and smelliest fart ever.
Take out a knife and slice his throat.
7. If your family was taken hostage what would you do?
Let them die. I hate them anyway.
Call the cops.
Enter the building where they are hostage and kill the terrorists.
Don't care and go poopoo.
Party with your friends and the person you like.
Pay a ransom for them.
8. You meet up with surviving anti-terrorist forces.What do you do?
Kill them all and raid their armory and food stocks.
Team up with them.
Kiss them all on the lips and run.
Betray them in the middle of a battle.
Kill them because you are a retard.
Say they are all fatties and fall in love with one of them.
9. Did you like this quiz?(Has no effect.)
No.
Yes.
It smelled like my (your) crap.
It sucked.
I loved it.
I like the answer (My peepee) for "Fav gun"
10. Did you think you survived?(No effect).
Yes.
No.
I killed them all with just my farts.
I died no sweat.
I betrayed them hehehe.
I did not do anything.
11. Ok back from the break.A terrorist falls in love with you.What do you do?
Shoot him/her anyway.
Fall in love back.
Eat nachos then take a dump.
Show them your peepee.
Fart in their mouth when they try to kiss you.
Act like you are in love then kill them.
12. They sneak up on you while you were taking a dump.What do you do?
Grab the poopoo from the toilet and throw it at them.
I can't do anything so i'll let them kill me.
Use your butt as a rocket launcher and fire at them.
Get on the ground and pretend to give up but then you lick his toes!
Fart on them.
Suck out poo and pee from the toilet and spit it at them.

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