Are you a medical genius like House?

Many people are idiots, and only the few, the proud are considered worthy of the titles of maverick, brilliant and genius. Dr. Greggory House is a medical genius, with the knowledge and skills that save countless lives.

Are you a medical genius like Greg House or are you like his employees, colleagues or boss? Find out if you have what it takes to be a royal pain in the ass doctor!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. What symptoms usually accompanies liver failure?
Itching, abdominal pain, jaundice
Joint pain, embolus, abdominal pain
Bloody urine, itching, syncope
Bloody stool, syncope, jaundice
2. Necrotizing fasciitis is also known as:
Epidermal infection
Gangrene
Flesh eating disease/bacteria
Pink Eye
3. A vitamin B12 deficiency interferes with the production of:
Lymphocytes or White Blood Cells
Erythrocytes or Red Blood Cells
Bone Marrow
Blood Plasma
4. A 20 year old female patient complains of blurred vision, fatigue, forgetfulness, numbness/tingling in extremities and frequently urinates. You notice her eyes involuntarily move side to side rapidly. An MRI shows a lesion on the brain. Your diagnosis:
Spinal meningitis
Multiple Sclerosis
Early onset Alzheimer’s
Neurosyphilis
5. Your patient goes into V-fib, what do you do?
Inject atropine
Inject epinephrine
Get the defibrillator
Intubate
6. The most significant thing that happens as a consequence of Pneumothorax is:
Lung collapse
Pleural effusion
Hypertension
Hyperventilation
7. Total body irradiation and subsequent bone marrow transplant is a treatment for:
Sepsis
Aplastic anemia
Osteomyelitis
Hemophilia
8. Encephalitis lethargica is also known as:
Sleeping Sickness
Brain Cancer
Human African Sleeping Sickness
Spinal Cancer
9. Hyperkalemia indicates:
High levels of calcium
Low levels of calcium
High levels of potassium
Low levels of potassium
10. A lumbar puncture extracts:
Spinal Plasma
Cerebrospinal Fluid
Bone Marrow
A Spinal Nerve
11. Femoral artery is located/close to the:
Upper thigh
Upper arm
Lower leg
Wrist
12. Overdosing on opiates can cause:
Cerebral hemorrhage
Respiratory problems
Hypertension
Pleurisy
13. Numbness and tingling sensations progressing to paralysis are usually a sign of what type of problem?
Cardiovascular
Neurological
Pulmonary
Immunological
14. Cushing’s Syndrome is where the patient’s adrenal glands produce excess amounts of:
Progesterone
Testosterone
Cortisol
Adrenaline
15. Pericarditis is:
Inflammation of the pericardium
Bradycardia
Tachycardia
Inflammation of the heart valves
16. How many recognized types of viral hepatitis are there?
8
2
3
5
17. What do you give a patient who is going into anaphylactic shock?
Interferon
Epinephrine
Corticosteroids
IVIG
18. A CIPA patient cannot:
Breathe without a ventilator
Live without dialysis
Feel pain
Sleep
19. A hemispherectomy is a procedure that:
Removes the pancreas
Partially removes the liver
Remove a kidney
Partially removes the brain
20. The common cold is also called:
Rhinovirus
Influenza
Rubella
Chickenpox
21. Extra Credit! What is the generic name for Vicodin, and what dose does House usually take?
Hydrocodone APAP 2.5/500
Oxycodone HCI 5/500
Hydrocodone APAP 5/500
Oxycodone HCI 10/500

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