1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. What is your favourite color? Black White Red Yellow Blue Other4. What did you have for breakfast? Cereal and or fruit Nothing Fruit only Beacon and or eggs and or toast Steak and or eggs or sausages Raw meat and or cat or dog food5. What would you call your dog? Fido snoopy lassey Blood Razor I hate dogs6. You hit a small woodland creature with your car, what do you do? Keep on driving Stop and see if its still alive Stop with the intention of putting it out of its misery if its still alive Stop with the intention of putting it in your lunch box and looking at it later Stop with the intention backing up and running it over again Keep driving but wish you could have seen the look on the little suckers face just before you hit it7. How many times have you seen the movie "American psycho" Only one time, not my type of movie Two or three times maybe I've never stopped watching it, that movie never leaves my DVD player Christian Bale is my favourite actor now I've never seen the movie but I've read the book I don't know what "American psycho" is, I've never read the book or seen the movie 8. What is your worst fear? Dieing Dieing painfully Falling Being alone Being ugly Other9. Have you ever stolen something? Yes No Never One time when I was young I never stop stealing things, why buy it when you can take it I like things that other people have touched, I just like to borrow10. Have you ever made a promise to someone knowing you were going to break it? Yes No Not on purpose All the time Its a good way of getting what you want11. If you could have a super power what would it be? Be able to walk through walls Be able to turn invisible Be able to fly Be able to see the future Be able to stop time Be able to shoot lasers from your eyes12. Your at a bar and you see a stranger that you find attractive, what do you do? Try to make a conversation with them, maybe buy them a drink or ask them where they're from and see where it leads Watch all night from the far corner of the bar Wait till they leave the bar then follow them home and memorize they're address Nothing there's plenty of fish in the sea I already have a partner and I wouldn't put myself in a situation where I'd be tempted to be unfaithful Fantasize about them 13. Have you ever killed an animal? No Yes So many I've lost count Only when hunting All human beings are responsible for the deaths of millions of animals all over the world Is a fish counted as an animal14. Do you believe in God Yes No I believe there's life after death but I don't know if I believe in God Hell no I believe in whisky I am God15. Have you ever killed someone? No Depends what you mean by "kill" Yes I've killed lots of people Never, but I fantasize about killing I did it for my country or the safety of the public16. If you had to kill someone, what would you use? A knife A gun A bomb Rat poison A chainsaw Sorry but I could only kill someone with kindness17. Who is your favorite spice girl? Ginger spice Baby spice Scary spice Sporty spice Posh spice I hate the spice girls18. Your best friend knocks on your door, when you open it you find he's sweating and panicking, he tells you hes killed someone and he needs your help to dispose of the body, what do you do? Tell him to come in and calm down, seat him in the lounge then say your making a hot drink but really your just buying time so you can call the police Urge him to turn himself in Think to yourself, great now I have a scape goat to blame ALL the murders on, how wonderful Grab your trusty spade and gumboots, time to start digging Tell him not to worry, you've got spare bathtub full of lime in the basement Ask him how fresh the body is19. Have you ever been in love? Yes No I think so I'm in love with myself I'm in love with my dog Love makes me sick20. Whats the best thing about your personality? I'm loving and kind I get along well with almost everyone I'm a good listener I'm a good lire, makes it easy to manipulate people I'm good at hiding my true feelings I'm loyal21. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side So that the other chickens would follow and get run over The other side of the road looked nicer Its a pointless joke with no real answer I like roast chicken22. Have you ever wondered weather or not you might be a sociopath, serial killer or murderer? Yes, a lot Of course, that's why I'm doing the quiz I'm wondering right now I already know, I just want to know if you know No Yes