who are you in the obesity diaries (jess)

do the quiz or get shanked, your choice. Actually its not your choice bevause if youre here i have definitely forced you into taking this quiz i shoulc proably stop acting as if this was voluntary

hah i cant believe you smell this bad honestly go and have a wash you detty pig you detty detty detty skank honesrly im just trying to fill in the amount of words needed ok Ive done it now

Created by: milfredhiatt

What is your food of choice
- fast food/unhealthy stuff
- anything I can find - whatevers in the fridge... or the fridge itself if it comes to it
- vegetables/salad
- whatever i'm given
- protein shake
What is your opinion on pets
- leave me alone if you have pets
- they're ok
- PETS ARE MY LIFE
- only gerbils
hobbies
- writing
- eating
- tinder!
- gym
- annoying people
what job do you want of these
- none
- a hairdresser who is severely nonced on by my older boss but i kinda dig the attention so we move
- a cardealer
- fish and chip shop owner
- famous
who are you most likely to hang out with
- men/women im trying to bang
- I have no friends
- serious people
- people who get drunk for no reason
- school friends
Are you...
- seirous
- fun
- annoying
- hot
fav of these colours
- red
- pink
- purple
- grey
- blue
what would you wear to a party
- a suit
- something fashionable
- the shortest dress possible - the more of my asscheek you can see, the better
- a jumper to cover my flab
- nappies
what do you rate yourself out of ten
- 1-4 (i hate myself please take me out with a snipe rifle right now)
- 5-8 (i am mediocre)
- 9-10 (Im a bith im a boss)
- 13/10
how would you react to someone hitting on you
- this doesnt happen
- STROKE (i wouldnt stroke them, I would actually have a stroke)
- spread my legs immediately
- im cool enough to let them do the work
- im the one hitting on people

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