Where do you stand on Immigration?

Well if you actually completed this quiz I hope you at least found this somewhat funny! I really don't feel either way about the situation but Carlos Mencia inspired me on this one! I'm being honest my wife is half Mexican. Thanks either way have a great day!

I can't say for sure what anyone would really get out of this quiz other than a laugh, but hey comedy is what keeps all of us in the same race, the human race. Thanks for your participation

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
You can speak English "This countries offical launguage".
Yes, Thank You.
Si
That's our official launguage?
No.
You can speak Spanish.
No, learned some in school but forgot.
Just this phrase: La parada o yo tirará "stop or I will shoot".
A little bit I picked up here n there.
I am pretty good at bot English and Spanish.
Amo hablar español, ¡más tan alrededor del policía!
The United States has plenty of Tax dollars laying around to help out illegal immigrants!
True
False
I have no idea
I belive there is no reason at all to have a fence between the United States and Mexico!
True
False
Who cares they are commin across anyways!
I think we should replace our border entrances with...
A welcome mat.
A nuclear waste dump.
Prison gates.
Secret underground passages to wellfare offices around the country.
Mexico is...
A country south of the United States.
A counrty that has many suffering people.
A large chunk of land full of crime, corruption, and that truck of mine that was stolen a few years back!
The place where I take all my stolen loot!
The United States is...
My Home! God Bless America!
The land of oppertunity!
Farmers fields ripe for the picking.
A country between the United States and Canada.
I belive any person living in the United States should be able to both speak and write in English.
Yes.
No.
Who cares?
When I think of a Mexican I see...
Someone who when I speak to them looks at me and smiles while looking around confused.
A tan skinned person who lives in mexico.
A poor unfortunate soul who I will help live in the United States.
mismo amigo!
I consider myself to be a racist
Yes.
No.
Sometimes, but only if there is an extreme circumstance.
¡Ningún amor del tipo I de la manera cada uno a menos que estén poniendo las manillas en mí!
Taco Bell is a...
A mexican food resturant.
A damn waste on building supplies!
A nice place to enjoy great food.
A joke tacos don't really look or taste like that! Nor do they have that high quality of meat!
Why are all these immigration questions about Mexico and Mexicans? Arabs are the real threat!
True
False
Because I hate Mexico!
Hell I hate Both!
I enjoyed this mentally stimulating quiz.
True.
False.
I could not read the questions, but I could read a few answers.

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