What do you think of cats?

Love 'em or hate 'em, unfortunately they inhabit this world with us. Yes, I'm talking about those ugly mangy useless things called cats. As I'm a dog, I might be somewhat biased when it comes to my feelings about cats.

Therefore I need everyone's help in collecting everyone's thoughts on the topic of cats. Take the survey and lets show everyone that sometimes genocide is a necessity.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Do you like cats?
They're alright, but I'd prefer a dog.
I'd rather bathe in acid than admit to liking cats.
A good cat is a dead cat.
I love cats so much I want to marry one.
Do you own a cat?
Yes, but I'm about to have it put down.
No, but I would like to get one.
Do you own a dog?
Yes and I intend to get more very soon
Have to say no, as my dog(s) owns me
No, I own ugly bad tempered cats
No, as my lifestyle/where I live wouldn't be fair to dogs.
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Would you prefer a cat or would you rather do something horrible like licking a garbage bin clean?
A cat
Licking a garbage bin
Watching a cat lick a garbage bin.
Watching a cat get caught in a garbage bin whilst licking it.
Licking a garbage bin after the garbos have emptied the cat into the back of the truck and pressed the compacter button?
Would you rather have worms or a cat?
If life is a highway, would you ride cat speedbumps all night?
Yes, all night long.
Yes, all night long, and then all day long reversing back.
No, as I would serve and accidently hit them with the fender.
No, as I would be home letting my cat lick my genitalia.
Should all cats die?
Yes, but we should slowly faze them out.
No, who would destroy my lounge then.
No, then we would have to tease people who own rabbits.
Is it humane to experiment with cats?
Most definately, let them feel the pain of 10,000 claws ripped across a dog's sensitive nose.
Yes, they're only cats
Usually, but only if they have to live in a cage with their own excretions.
No, I'd rather give my first born to be experimented on than a cat.
Should cats be trialed with a jury before we exterminate them all?
No, lets do it now.
Why bother with a trial, it would be a waste of tax payers money
Yes, they need a jury to be fair, but the jury has be all dogs.

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