How Vermont are you?

Are you from Vermont? Do you get excited about snow storms? Does fake maple syrup gross you out? Do you know why it's a bad idea to swim in Lake Champlain after a heavy rain? Take the quiz and find out how much of a Vermonter you really are!

This quiz is geared more toward people who are from the Burlington area. If you're from The Northeast Kingdom, and this makes you angry, you can always make your own quiz. If you don't know what The Northeast Kingdom is, you're probably taking the wrong quiz.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Where would you go if you wanted gravy fries?
Al's French Frys
Eeeewww... gravy on french fries?!
Which kind of beer would you rather drink?
Labatt Blue
Magic Hat #9
I don't drink beer. I'm either under age or a recovering alcoholic.
Which town is most known for its high number of rednecks (a.k.a. "dirtbags")?
St. Albans
What is the most important condiment to put on your french fries when eating at Al's French Frys?
ranch dressing
What do you call a place that is sparsely populated and out in the middle of nowhere?
the boonies
cow country
East BumF***
What was Ethan Allen's brother's name?
Who was the first person to see Champ?
Who is Champ?
Ethan Allen
Samuel De Champlain
Chester Arthur
Would you ever swim in Lake Champlain?
Yeah, sure. I don't mind stepping on clam shells
Maybe, but not after it rains, and raw sewage seeps into the water.
Eeewww... No way!
Who cares?
What do you do when a tourist asks you for directions?
Tell them you don't speak French and to go back to Quebec.
Politely help them out but call them "flatlanders" once they've left.
Give them directions.
Lie and say you're not from around here.
Who is Joe Citro?
mayor of Burlington
the "Stephen King of Vermont"
CEO of Ben & Jerry's
owner of a ski resort
What is the motto on the Quebec license plate?
Je vais te frappe.
Je me souviens.
Je se deteste.
Je ne parle pas francais.
Give me souvenirs.
Speak French or die.
What happens if you skateboard down Church Street?
Crowds will come to watch you and give you money.
You can get arrested.

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