How Likely are you to quit Dynamic Images

The commercial graphics landscape is littered with the remains of companies whose owners were so blinded by pride, stupidity, avarice, greed or all of the above that they just couldn't accept that they had no place running a business. Dynamic Images is one of these companies. Imagine if you will a place so absent of common sense that there is an actual meterological qualification on radar....o.k. that might not be true, but you never know.......

Are you ready to break free? Are you ready to reclaim your career? your reputation? your sense of purpose? If you are an employee, please take the following short quiz and determine your fate. The creators of this quiz, their beneficiaries or associates can not be held responsible for the advice obtainned from this quiz. GOOD LUCK and GOD SPEED!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Do you have any common sense?
Common what?
In comparison to my coworkers? Yes!
Common sense in this job is useless.
Yes, I do.
Just a little
None at all
Do you like meetings?
Only if there's food.
Love em'
Depends,only if we discuss the same stuff as the last meeting
Only if we get a break after the first hour.
If I can be late without paying a penalty
Only without sales reps.
Do you like Diva sales reps?
Love em'
Hate em'
All the ones named Courtland.
Only when they buy me lunch
Dead ones!
Only the ones who sell $10 million+
Can you identify the vision/mission/values?
Make money at all costs
What vision?
Buy new toys for the owner
Show up/cash check/check out
Avoid responsibility
Where's my office?
Who is your boss?
The owner
The VP
A "director"
What boss?
That person quit ages ago
Where is Dynamic Images?
Hawthorne, California
Portland, Oregon
California & Oregon
My imagination
The imagination of the owner
"Hell" and/or "In The Crapper"
How long have you worked at Dynamic Images?
1 week
1 month
1 year
3 years
5 years
What Does DI stand for?
Dynamic Images
Dynamic Imaging
Deadly Inhalants
Don's Illusion
Delusional Impressions
Production Photo Graphics (????)
How is your compansation?
O.K. I think
Could be better
Right on! I'm rolling in it!
Slightly lower than the guy next to me
Slightly higher than the guy next to me
Slightly Sucks!
When was your last raise?
Last month
Last year
Three years ago
What raise?
When I got a ride on the forklift.
Explain the DI product line.
Digital graphics
Photo graphics
Retail graphics
Big pictures
A&F pictures
Paper waste

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