Life with a menopausal mother

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Thread Topic: Life with a menopausal mother

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    Hiccstrid Senior
    76 degrees in the house
    Mom: It's so hot! *turns A/C down to 68*

    (2 months later)
    68 degrees in the house
    Mom: It's so cold! *turns heat up to 76*
    Me: ...
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    Hiccstrid Senior
    Mom: *stays up until two in the morning*
    (Later)
    Mom: I'm so tired! I need a nap.
    Me: Well then, go take a nap
    Mom: No, I need to get all this stuff done first.
    Mom: *spends the entire morning on Facebook*
    Mom: I can't get anything done today!
    (Later)
    Mom: All right that's it, I'm taking a 15-minute nap.
    Mom: *sits down on the couch and texts people for 20 minutes*
    Mom: *is grumpy the rest of the day because she's tired*
    Me: *had also stayed up until two in the morning binge watching YouTube but told nobody even though I was deathly tired as well*
    Mom: *stays up until two in the morning*
    CYCLE REPEATS
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    Hiccstrid Senior
    Mom: Take the trash out, please
    Me: Okay *begins to do so*
    (Thirty seconds later)
    Mom: Can you empty the dishwasher?
    Me: All right. *leaves unemptied trash to do so*
    (Two minutes later)
    Mom: Why didn't you take the trash out?
    Me: Well, because you said--
    Mom: Never mind, I'll do it myself.
    Me: *awkwardly proceeds to empty the dishwasher*
    Mom: Did you dust the living room?
    Me: Not yet. I'll do that next.
    Mom: Do you do anything around here?
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    Hiccstrid Senior
    Mom: *loves chocolate and eats it all the time*
    Me: *naturally buys her chocolate for her birthday*
    Mom: Why did you get this for me? I don't ever eat it, and I'm so tired of it. I don't want it. Just take it back to the store.
    Me: Ok...
    (Later)
    Mom: No one ever wants to get anything for my birthday.
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    Hiccstrid Senior
    Mom: *randomly start crying*

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