Zombie Survival Test Wee

In a zombie apocalypse there are two roles...Zombies: They want to make you play for their side. That is pretty much their only goal in their un-life. They are for the most part.. slow, unyielding, unintelligent, massive in number, super strong, and did I mention they want to eat your brains? Humans: Survival and rebuilding civilization is their goal. For the most part... physically weak, intelligent, squishy, spontaneous.

Will your amazing knowledge of the zombie menace allow you to navigate through a zombie apocalypse with ease? Will your physical and mental capabilities be enough to keep you alive... or will you fall before the unrelenting sea of undead? There's real world logic behind these answers.... Fair warning! :D

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is the length of your hair?
I'm bald!
To my eyes
Chinish to shoulder length
Below my shoulders
4. How strong are you?
Like a gorilla! (Above average)
A little weak
Average
A baby could beat me in arm wrestling
5. Do you have good eyesight?
I could use reading glasses
I'm blind without my glasses/contacts
20/20 vision!
I can see ok without my glasses/contacts
6. Are you a picky eater?
Yes! I have a very special diet that I refuse to go against!
I'll eat garbage if I'm hungry enough...
There are a couple foods I'd avoid but I'll eat most anything
I have a condition that forces me to eat special foods
7. How much food do you consume at an average dinner?
Seconds please?
I don't eat much if at all
1 plate usually
I don't eat dinner, but I eat ok at other meals
8. How much do you exercise usually?
30 minutes a day
I'm pretty much an athlete
What's exercise?
An hour or two daily
9. How long can you run for?
How long am I being chased?
A couple minutes
Athlete...remember?
Between 5 and 15 minutes
10. How much first aid training have you had?
I'm pretty much a doctor
I've read/watched about how to treat minor wounds
What's that red stuff oozing out of that lady over there?
I've practiced treating minor to moderate wounds
11. How long do you sleep for on average?
0-2 hours
2-6 hours
6-10 hours
10-14 hours
Am I ever awake?
12. You're alone in an alley way with a single zombie, What do you do?
RUN AWAY SCREAMING!!
Slip away quickly and quietly
Get close enough to the zombie to try to knock him over before running away
Get all up in the zombies grill and use anything you see around you to take his undead *** out
13. Which one of these is shotgun ammunition?
20 Gauge
.034 Gauge
45 colt
7mm
14. You're friend gets bitten by a zombie, What do you do?
Apply first aid to his wound and continue on
Steal his wallet and waste him!
Lock him up and hope he does'nt change into one of "them"
15. Have you ever fired a gun?
Not once
Once or twice but not often
I go to a range often and am a pretty good shot
I'm highly trained and might have shot someone before
16. How long can you function well without sleep?
A day at max
2 or three days
2 or three days with caffiene or sugar
I'm an insomniac
17. Can you keep yourself from becoming bored?
Nope! I'm regularly bored
I keep myself so busy that I don't get bored
I need some kind of game or device to play with to keep entertained
I can read the same book over and over again for months
18. Whats your mechanical know how?
I can fix almost anything
I break the remote control while trying to put in new batteries
I can fix simple things
19. If your working in a group, what role do you usually play?
I'm really good at setting and accomplishing goals using everyones talents and abilities
I'll do anything the leader of the group asks of me
I sit in the corner alone
I make everyone elses jobs harder
20. Where do you live?
Something close to New York city
An average sized city
A small town
Middle of nowhere
21. Which is the most useful here?
Crowbar
Serrated knife
Short sword
Grenade
22. When you first hear on the news that there's an outbreak, where do you go?
Military base
Grocery store
Mall
Hospital
Home
Church
23. You need food to last any longer. When do you travel outside to look for it?
Nighttime
Daytime
I would starve to death
24. If you have to travel on the roads to get to an important location, which method do you use?
Bicycle
Walking
Armored vehicle
Regular car
25. If you can only carry one weapon (ammo included), which would it be?
Duel mini chainsaws
Rifle
Handgun
Shirukens
26. You enter a seemingly empty building, what do you do first?
Shout to see if anyones inside
Find food and other important items
Barricade the doors and windows
Check every room for zombies
27. Which of these makeshift weapons should/could you make?
Rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws (Umm... how'd I do that??)
Molotov cocktails (Alcohol + rag + bottle)
Spear (Sharp object + long skinny object)
Rat flail (Rat + stick)
28. How do you enter a suspicious closed room?
Put your hatchet through the door and stick your face through the hole
Knock on the door
Kick the door open and jump inside with your weapon ready
Push the person next to you into the door and make them open it
29. What style of clothing do you wear?
Clothing? I go nude
Average
Tight
Baggy shirt and my pants fall down a dozen times a day
30. When fighting a zombie, whats your goal?
Destroy its brains!
Taunt it and throw random objects at it
Severe the jaw
Just try to keep it away from you
31. What do zombies eat?
Animals
Humans
Anything they can find
32. What weapon here should be preferred to use against a zombie horde?
Serrated knife
Katana
Short sword
Battle axe
33. Does your zombie grandma remember when you baked cookies together when you were 7?
Nope...
Yes!
OF COURSE! The little sugar cookies with the nuts...
34. Where is the safety on a gun usually located?
On the grip
Near the trigger
It's that lever above the grip
35. Which weapon shouldn't be used against a mob of zombies?
Grenade
Machete
Shotgun
Rake
36. How much wood would a zombie chuck chuck if a zombie chuck could chuck wood?
0
1-5
6-10
11-20
37. Are you sexy?
A little
Just average...
Hottest man/woman alive!
I'm a monster!
38. Wanna go on a date after we kill all the zombies?
Of course
I don't even know you O:
It was already planned
FREAK!
39. So who are you? (your answer determines your score)
Kathryn
Stasha
Elaine-sif
Random person I don't know
40. I think I'm insane at this point in the quiz?
Yep!
Yep!!
Yep!!!
YEP!!!!
Where are my pants?! (correct answer)
No?

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