Insert Generic Zombie Survival Test Here

You probably live a relatively dull life. You wake up, put your pants on one leg at a time, go to work, leave, get a slushie, and come home to go to sleep. It's comfortable, consistant, and none too exciting. Right? Not for long, because the undead are after YOUR brain, and if you don't act now, you'll lose both peace of mind and piece of mind. That's right, the zombie apocaylpse is upon us; do YOU know what to do?!

Do zombie apocali (apocalypses?) arouse your interest? Do you find yourself plastering public areas with zombie warning stickers, and taking similar quizzes whenever they are available? Hi, I'm Yuri Mother, and I'm here to provide you with yet another zombie quiz to pass a few minutes!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. It's February 16, 2009. Do zombies exist?
No!
Yes
Yes, and I'm ready for it
Indeed. MUAHAHAHAH!
4. So you wake up, and the walking dead are at your door, and you doubt they want to give you a pamphlet. So,
Call the cops
Go find a weapon and begin barricading your home
Grab your nearby weapon and start killing
Flee to a municipal building to find answers
Flee, find weapons and supplies, and find a safe shelter
Cry
5. If you have access to these weapons, which do you take? You must know how to use and maintain it.
Wooden Bat
Chainsaw
Bow + Arrow
Shotgun
Flamethrower
Hard Liquor
6. So, you're in the center of town and the walking dead are after your cerebellum. Hijack which vehicle?
SUV
Pickup Truck
Sedan
Dump Truck
Pale Horse
HIJACK!! Oh, heavens no!
7. So, you have aquired a vehicle and a weapon. What do you do first?
Ho to your house, and go Rambo on any zombies outside
Go to the grocery and ransack various buildings for barricade components
Drive over some zombies, and anyone else
Drive fearfully out of the town with out stopping for supplies
Drive to the bar
8. You have the opportunity to save one of these people. Which do you save?
Homeless man with shotgun
Unarmed ex- navy seal
Hot Babe
Your mother
None
9. Your place of residence has been overrun. You flee in your vehicle with all of your supplies except your answer from #8 and your food.
Take the person
Mmm...food...
I didn't chose a person, so, food
10. Which do you have?
Booze
Pre-concieved plans
Weapons
Supplies
Panic
Burning hatred
11. How much weight can you bench-press?
I am Chuck Norris *stares Norris-ingly*
-50 lbs
51-75 lbs
76-100 lbs
101-125 lbs
126-150 lbs
12. Which is the most appropriate way to kill a zombie?
Bash it in the head
Shoot it in the head
Shoot it many times
Cripple it
Burn it
13. What is the ideal number of people to travel with?
Myself
A few others
A large party
An large mob
14. This last question may determine your fate... so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Yes
No
Yes, I like to eat mudkipz
No, I kill mudkipz

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