What Religion Would Accept You

What religion would accept the kind of scum who surf the internet in search of quizzes? I know you want to know. Because I'm omniscient narrator Joe. And now you can find out with this easy tool! Just answer each provoking question and I'll tell you where to find eternal peace!! Woo yay!!

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Created by: Magnanimousjoe

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What created the universe?
  2. Assume it was God. What created him?
  3. Pick a fictional creature to represent you. If none are anything like you, pick the coolest one.
  4. Pick the most insulting yo momma joke type: yo momma so...
  5. Of these fake wrestlers, who is coolest?
  6. How would you prefer to die?
  7. You get 3 wishes. Right away you wish for ice cream and cash. What is your third wish?
  8. Assume you are going for world domination. How do you do it?
  9. Do you live as you were raised?
  10. What is your current religion?
  11. Do you know who Phaedrus is?
  12. Someone knocks on your door are asks if Jesus is your 1 lord and saviour. How do you respond?
  13. If you were a ninja, what would be your weapon of choice?
  14. Do you, or have you ever owned a deck of tarot cards?

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