1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. What would you do if you loved someone? Take a long, long time to admit to it. You're scared. Lock it down deep in your soul and never speak of it. Love? Oh, like when you see a hottie in underwear. Sleep with them! Tell them. How could they not want you? Take a long, long time to even realise it's love. Go gradually, work your way up to it.4. Killing is... Regrettable. Evil. Fun. Necessary. Allowed for goons and grunts, but not for major villains.5. What makes you speechless? Gold. A perfect set of kills. Amazing knowledge. Rudeness. Someone you love. A brilliant weapon.6. You have an hour left to live. You... Ale. Whores. Murder. Simple. Tell people all of the things you should've told them long ago. Enjoy it. Go crazy with frustration and anger.7. Your dog's name would be: Shish-kebab. It needs a name?! Shadow. Rover. Doggy. Odin.8. What is your favourite colour? I like warm colours. Eg. Red I like earth colours. Eg. Brown I like sky colours. Eg. Blue I like all colours! Eg. Everything! I only wear uniform, really. I like green.9. Weapon of choice: I will smite evil with my sword. I will stab people with my daggers. I'll use magic. I'll fight from a distance. I'll look really, really cool while fighting. I don't fight. Violence is wrong.10. What's funny? Physical pain and sexual innuendo. A good pun. A complex wordplay. Irony and sarcasm. Nothing's funny. Everything's funny: sarcasm, pain, puns, even knock-knock jokes.11. An adventure is: A SEXUAL adventure, hopefully. Heh. Everything! Nudity, hedgehogs, journeys, ice cream, puppets... A quest to achieve something. There aren't adventures - there is only duty. Anything you do. You're a freakin' adventurer. A senseless and excessive campaign of mass murder, wrongly excused by the term 'adventure'!12. Someone's betrayed you. What do you do? They are no longer alive to you. Roll with the punches, take the good with the bad. We're all traitors by the end. "THEY DIDN'T GET ME A SANDWICH? I THOUGH WE WERE A TEAM!" Traitors must realise how wrong their actions are, and gain meaningful growth. Punish them in a mildly amusing and very painful way. They are no longer alive, period.13. What's most important? Brains. Brawn. Cunning. A teddy bear. Leadership. Loyalty.14. Clothes are: Body coverings. Unnecessary. Preferably good-looking and functional. Attention-getting! Protection against danger. A way of showing what side you're on.15. This quiz was: Insulting on so many levels - it's so 2D! A waste of killing time. A waste of fossil fuels. Nice of you to take the time. Fun! Yay! Bah! Quizzes! Who does them?16. You will do: Whatever it takes. Whatever you feel like doing. Whatever's fun to do. Whatever fits your moral code. Whatever fits the law. Nothing that would hurt anyone.17. Finally, what were you/are you like as a teenager? Sorta emo, rebellious. Just like I am now. A bit unpopular. Very, very popular. I never was a teenager. Studious.