Which Jabba The Hutt Groupie Are You?

Jabba The Hutt's palace is home to some interesting characters...from monsters to bodyguards to entertainers, his lair is home to a potpourri of Tattoine's underworld. Did you ever think you might have something in common with some of them?

If you love Star Wars and especially Return of the Jedi, then you need to take this quiz and discover your inner Jabba Groupie. Who will YOU turn out to be?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You're sitting in a buffet-style restaurant about to grab a bite, when a person comes through with an unstable tray of food, trips over a passing waitress and spills it all over the floor and himself. What is your reaction?
Laugh! Maybe even point and laugh! That's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen! This guy should do stand-up!
Nothing. A nice waitress assured me, "nothing to see here, move along." So I did.
Angrily push the stunned man out of the way and eat the spilled food, making an even bigger mess and scarying the heebies out of nearly everyone in the restaurant.
Quickly leave your seat and rush over in support of this poor soul. You take the napkin from around your neck and begin to clean up his mess, suggesting that he go and take five at your booth until all the heads turn back around. After your respective me
Nothing. You try not to look his way, feeling his pain and embarassment at constant scrutiny. You'd like to help, but you've got your own problems (and plenty of them).
4. It's Saturday night. What's your deal?
Prepare a nice meal for my family, maybe relax in the living room for some quality time.
Chill at the pad, maybe check security now and again...just basically making sure everything is running smoothly as the place can get a little rowdy.
Whatever my boss tells me to do. Working overtime..hah! I'm working all the time, and not of my own free will, either. Sometimes it feels like I'm in chains.
Have some FUN! Get together with friends, have a few laughs, what else? As long as I'm hosting, it will be a blast.
Go on an eating binge...terrorize the neihborhood with my unbridled rage. The usual.
5. Luke Skywalker: What's he to you?
Lunch.
Kinda cute. I wonder if he would catapult me off of this rock...
No opinion, though I do have this overwhelming desire to do whatever he asks.
A baffoon. His hair is so Eighties, and look at that dopey stare!
He's my mortal enemy now.
6. Your boat shipwrecks on a deserted island. It's you and five other people...how do you react?
Wow, things just cannot get any worse for me.
Scan around the island for viable food sources, then sit and await my fate. Let someone else look for food...I'm not that hands-on.
Get organized and start motivating people. Together, we can get rescued! First we need to makes sure everyone's warm, dry, and fed. I'll construct a shelter!
Drink seawter 'till i'm gonzo.
Eat up everything on the island. And I do mean everything.
7. What's on your mp3 player?
I have no idea what you just said.
Simon and Garfunkel, Crosby, Stills and Nash, other feel-good Folksy stuff.
Nirvana...because man, I am deep.
Everything! I love music and I love to dance...it's one of my greatest joy in life.
Weird Al Yankovic.
8. Darth Vader: Any opinions?
No opinion whatsoever. I might have never heard of him, actually. I don't get away from home too much, and my responsibilities are such that I have to remain pretty close.
Ugh...as bad as I have it, somehow I think that might be worse.
I would LOVE to meet him! Upward mobility, baby! He needs a trusted confidant like me at his side!
Ah hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
I could take him.
9. What do others think of you?
I have a healthy amount of respect in certain circles, but they probably make fun of me behind my back. I would never notice this, however.
People are absolutely terrified of me, and for good reason.
They probably don't, actually. I have an exclusive circle of friends. Those I'm closest to find me quite gentle and undertanding.
They probably think I'm annoying, to be brutally honest, though I perfer "entertaining."
People find me beautiful and agile.
10. Finish this sentence: "If I could do anything in the galaxy, I would_______"
Raise alpacas.
Have my own sitcom.
Get OUT of here!
Overthrow the Emperor, then I'd have my OWN awesome red Imperial Royal Guards...Do it!
Get out of here...and probably in a memorable way.
11. Speeders or Starfighters: What's your traveling style?
I actually like freight cruisers...I travel with big time cargo and I need a lot of space for all my junk!
I could care less.
I can't drive, dude.
Whatever's fastest.
Freight cruisers, ah hahahahaha!!!!!!!
12. It's late...everyone (except you) is asleep around Jabba's throne. The cleverly crafted coup you've formulated over the past months is ripe for the moment...do you stage an overthrow?
No way! I LOVE Jabba. He's been good to me, you know? He gave me my first big break...I would never double cross him.
In a bantha's breath, you bet I would...with every ounce of my strength!
I don't know...the set up I have here is pretty good. And there are those who need me, too. This is a tough one.
I could never cleverly craft a coup. I can hardly say it, for crying out loud.
Oh yes...and it would be one incredible show.

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