1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You're on stage doing a gig. What would you do? Jump around, but still act a bit natural. Throw a mic stand and jump into a river of fans! Stand on an amp and bob your head. Sit and keep the beat. Leg hump the nearest musician I see!4. What do you do on the tour bus? Sit at the lunch table, writing lyrics. Practice a little solo. Probably jumping around, playing video games. Thinking to myself. Showing the goods in the bathroom.5. What's your favorite instrument? The classic 6-stringed Les Paul. A nice-looking 4-stringed Thunderbird. A simple Ludwig kit with a couple of Sabians. Fancy, fancy recording gear to get that tone. A video or digital camera.6. What best describes you? An egotistical but creative genius that goes out there. Crazy, party person that never stops. A crazed fanatic that has visions of living with a celebrity. A loner, a little, who has hidden potential. The ladies man who can impress many people.7. What musician do you like the most? Brandon Boyd of Incubus. Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Neil Peart of Rush. Slash of Guns and Roses. Danny Makflich of www.groupiecorral.com8. What's your band name? Red Mock Chili Peppers Octane Strings The Kit Renegades of Funk I don't really care, just as long as it's cool.9. What gig would you like to do? An underground show with no rules. A big stadium where everyone can see me! A small place like a coffee shop or my uncle's basement. I don't care, why should I? Anywhere as long as I see my favorite band!10. What do you look like? Long haired, skinny person who looks like music is life. Wide-eyed, dyed hair, a huge gap in my teeth, just crazy looking! Pretty fat with long hair or anorexic skinny and looking like a crack whore. No one can really see who I am... Short haired pretty boy who gets the ladies!11. What are you thinking of right now? ROCK AND ROLL! Lyrics for a new rock anthem. A kickass solo. The ghost of a dead rapper who lives in my head. Putting a cute musician's face on another's body.12. Which lyrics best describes you? We got the beat! Out there and sober as a well for loneliness. Life is my friend, rake it up and take it in. Janie's got a gun! I still go crazy. No, my heart just can't hide that old feelin' inside, way deep down inside.13. What's your favorite thing to do? Do some stupid Jackass stuff! Practice on my cruddy guitar to not risk damaging my other ones. Read a book to get out some creative ideas. Buy a celeb map and bring a pair of binoculars. Stare into space.14. Who'd you want most as a girlfriend? Heidi Klum Courtney Love Ginger Reyes She better be as crazy as me! Barabra Bach15. What do you think you most likely are? Singer Bassist Guitarist Drummer Groupie