Which Black Books character are you most like?

There are THREE main characters in Black Books. THEY ARE: Bernard Ludwig Black: Dylan Moran Manny bianco: Bill Bailey Fran katzenjammer Tamsen Grieg

Bernard Ludwig Black (Dylan Moran) is the sour and cynical owner of the bookshop. His hobbies are drinking, smoking, reading and insulting people - mainly customers. He is frequently found in the same black suit (later shown to actually be a very dirty white suit) and his idea of a stylish haircut is to get someone to slice off clumps of his (crazy, wildly overgrown) hair with a breadknife. Bernard loathes customers and all of the pressures and responsibilities involved in retail with a passion, which makes his choice of vocation all the more interesting, though he does appreciate the medium in which he deals (when asked if the binding on a book is real leather, he counters with "It's real Dickens".). He refuses to leave the shop unless it's to go somewhere less than two minutes' walking distance away - everything else is just not worth the effort. He was once engaged to a woman named Emma, but she eventually faked her own death to get out of the engagement. He only learned that it was fake when Manny told him, who in turn learned about it from Fran. He has a complex relationship with Manny, frequently belittling and bullying him whilst at the same time displaying a curiously possessive and jealous attitude towards him.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What did you eat for breakfast
8 cigarettes, a bottle of wine and a mushroom from your hair.
5 cups of coffee
chocolate
4. What do you most dislike about your workplace?
You have no idea what you are selling people.
All the time wasting bastards (customers)
You have no idea what you are meant to be doing
5. What do you look for in a relationship?
A summer girl
A companion
A pulse
6. What is your haircut like?
Short and neat
Crazy and wildy overgrown
Long and silky
7. Which of the following are you?
a neat freak
VERY messy
a bit of both.
8. Which of the following would you most likely do?
Mistake a kitchen sink for a toilet whilst drunk.
Get hit by a car while 'blanking' someone
Get mistaken for a police officer after drinking too much coffee
9. Which of the following do you hate most?
Doing taxes
Dressing up in a worm costume
being dateless
10. You don't know
How to play the piano.
what to do when it gets to 88 degrees
your mothers maider name.....or her first name....you always just called her ma
11. You....
don't react well to stress.
can easily tell people to shut up.
have terrible personal hygeine
12. In a relationship you are....
bossy and possessive
self centred
bullied and controlled

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