Which BJA Bigwig Are You?

The world of BJA is very much like junior high. Think gossip, backstabbing, the nerds, the preps, the slackers. And just like junior high, there are those people that the whole school either chuckles about, despises or avoids (or all 3!).

This quiz will tell you which BJA bigwig you are most like. There's really no winning, I guess, but hey, we all need something to pass the time between the endless redbooks. If you don't understand the nicknames, then you don't work here.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How much do you *actually* work?
5-10 hours per week cuz I have more important things to do
5-10 hours a week cuz whatever's online is waaay more important than crime
10-20 hours a week cuz it's just enough to not get noticed
40-60 hours a week cuz I have nothing better to do
80+ hours a week cuz BJA is all I have in the world now that my dog died
4. The quality of your work is:
Impeccable, just like me
I have no clue. I don't even know what I should be doing.
Crap. Pure and simple.
It passes. I'm a government employee so it's not about the quality, afterall.
Wish I had some...
5. On a daily basis, how much do people avoid you?
I've noticed people tend to duck into cubes a lot, now that you mention it.
Aww, people don't avoid me. They LOVE me.
I avoid them so they can't avoid me.
They won't leave me alone!!! Help?
6. What's your favorite website?
www.espn.com/fantasy
www.lanebryant.com
www.retirement.org
www.arlingtonsoftballchamps.org
www.skullandbones.gov
www.coloradopsych.org
7. You have something that needs to be given to another employee. What do you do?
Carefully critique every bit of information on it before passing it on.
Sign it without looking at it.
Let it sit in my mailbox til you remind me about it.
Ask 101 questions about it til someone does it for me.
Create a crisis about everything in my mailbox so everyone waits til I'm out of the office to route anything.
8. What do you do in your free time?
Anything related to my kids (oooh the MILFs!)
Pump some iron, play some softball, date some girls
Try to forget about this place
Surf the 'net, watch TV
Free time's for pussies
Sing
9. What's your favorite vacation spot?
Montana (wink, wink)
Miami
Las Vegas
Anywhere but here
Cleveland
The annual Gospel congregation in Lubbock, TX
10. What animal is most like you?
Elephant
Bull
Silver-back Gorilla
3-toed Sloth
Snake
Koala Bear
11. What's your ideal job?
MaryKay Cosmetics Representative
President
Professional Gambler
Cosmo's Man of the Year
Girls High School Coach
My Current Job
12. Who do you hate most that you pretend to like?
Ed
Eileen
Domingo
Everyone
Everyone lower than you
Everyone higher than you

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