1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You see a yellow light up ahead. You.... You dig thru your glove compartment to find your reference manual Yellow, red,green? All the lights a blurry from the booze. Pedal to the medal! I'm super cool and super fast. Who cares what color the light is, I can afford the ticket. I stopped while it was green... just to be safe.4. Uh-oh... Sirens are flashing and you're being pulled over you... Who cares- my dad's a cop. Who cares- my dad owns this town. Bow you head obiedently and accept your fate. Jump out of the car and run deftly off into the night. Have a heart attack, thinking it's the grim reaper coming to take you away5. You have the green light but so does a pedestrian who wants to cross the street. You... Wait until they've safely crossed the street... and are half a block away. Realize it's your mother's cousin's daughter's father's uncle and offer him a ride. I stop for no one- except hot chicks. roll through anyway while talking on your bluetooth. open glove compartment and search for manual.6. You're driving near the Santa Monica Pier. You.... Tilt back your seat, ride low, and keep one hand on your glock to represent. pull over to go fishing for crawfish and other sea bounty. get confused and make a wrong turn, drive down the pier, and accidently push the gas pedal as you run over hudreds of people. Pump up my b----in regae and light a blunt to please the ladies. Who cares- my dad owns the pier, besides, the Pier is soooo middle-class7. You need to buy a new car because... you current car is 6 weeks old and you're bored. you need more room to transport your 360 freedom chair. the cops impounded it after finding your human cargo. you lost the reference manual to your old one. you're afraid there's too much DNA evidence in the back seat... and front seat... oh and on the passenger window.8. When driving in the rain it is important to... check one's refernce manual. use duct tape and saran wrap to keep water coming in through the missing windows. drive extra slow to check out the chicks wearing white t-shirts. stay home and wait for your joints to stop aching. make sure the convertible top is up.9. If there is a child traveling with you, it is important to.... have the nanny entertain it with a portable dvd player. remind the child to do their extra credit calculus problems before you arrive at the piano lesson. Try to remember who you did last night. constantly stare at the youth in your review mirror. remind them and the others to keep quiet under the carved out section of the floor.10. The white plastic lane dividers.... help you drive straight after having one too many. were made by your family members. are not covered in the safety manual. wake you up. remind you of your breast implants.11. The last time you got a ticket it was for... DUI Who cares- my dad owns this town. rations. actually, I was just sent directly to jail. I don't know why. the church youth group fundraiser.12. There's a mattress in the road, you... pull over and pick it up. Now your kids will only have to sleep 4 to a bed. pull over and pick it up. Westerners are wasteful. road? I'm on the road? Where are we? Where's my cat? Pull over and pick it up. This would make a great addition to the party pad. Drive over it, my all terrain vehicle can take anything.13. The interior of your car... is covered with DNA evidence. has more holes in it than a teenager's face. is all leather- pink leather. smells like cough drops and chewing gum and cinnamon. has a picture of Chairman Mao.14. Eating fast food in your car... Would never, ever happen. What do you mean exactly by fast? I'm lucky to eat anything other than yogurt and salmon. a rite of passage. only happens as you make a delivery for your family run retaurant.