1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You enter your vehicle and are about to be on your way. You first: Fasten your seatbelt, check your sorroundings, and proceed with caution. Activate your dope stereo system, bass booster, video screens, and GPS. Light a cigarrette, open a soda, grab your loaded iPod, and you're off. Light a joint, open a beer, grab your loaded weapon, and you're off. Wait awhile to go because of inclement weather or busy traffic. Get your spreadsheets out, dial into the office, and have your secretary connect you to your scheduled conference call.4. Because your street is narrow, cars approaching from opposite directions must take caution not to collide. When this happens you: Gun it! Other vehicles will yield to you. Move to the right and stop to let the next oncomming car proceed. Pull over and park until traffic clears. Wail on your horn and yell "Go, Idiot!"5. You are now on the Interstate on-ramp. Traffic is heavy and moving quickly. You: Gun it! Other vehicles will yield to you. Accelerate to the speed of traffic, checking mirrors and blindspot for your opening to merge. Stop where the ramp ends and wait until there are no cars in the right lane, then proceed. Back up off the ramp and take side streets to your destination. Wail on your horn and yell "let me in, idiots!"6. The speed limit is 65 MPH. The Left lane is moving along at 80 MPH. You: Get in the left lane and speed up to 80. Get in the left lane and speed up to within an inch of the car in front of you until it speeds up or moves out of the way, then do 90. Stay right and drive about five to ten MPH under the limit. Stay right and drive the speed limit except when passing. Stay right and follow the speed of traffic, only passing if it does not cause you to exceed the speed limit. Flash headlights and sound horn at people who are too slow in front of you.7. You're in the right lane traveling at 65 MPH and cars are merging from the on-ramp to the right. You: Gun it! Other vehicles will yield to you. Slow down a bit and let a car or two in. Slow down to almost a stop until all of the cars from the ramp have merged. Let a car in but ride his bumper to let him know he pissed you off and is going too slow. Speed up and move to the left lane to avoid the merging cars completely. Brandish a firearm in clear view so that merging cars will know not to do so in front of you.8. You notice a Sherrif's car moving up on you from behind. You: Slow down and watch speed carefully until he exits or passes. Exit the next ramp to avoid John Q. Law. Put out your joint, hide your beer, and get your weapon ready. Flip the cop off as he drives by. Do nothing. You were already observing all laws and regulations. Do nothing. You already knew he was near from your radar detector.9. Your bumper sticker reads: Keep Honking - I'm Reloading Could You Be Any More Up My Ass? Support Our Troops Commit Random Acts of Kindness and Beauty I heart Gangsta Rap J.D. Byrider10. You are now on a single lane highway in a no-passing zone. You notice that the cars in front of you have disappeared over the horizon, and yet there is a line of cars behind you that is getting longer. Some of them are sounding their horns. What should yo Speed up Slow down to piss everyone off Pull off the road until traffic dies down Contine at your present speed11. 12. You are involved in a collision. You were distracted for a second and didn't realize the car in front of you had stopped. You hit them from behind. So you: Jump out of the car and start yelling and waving your hands at the driver. Stay in the car and call the police from your cell phone. Talk to the driver, apologize, make sure no one is hurt, and exchange insurance information while the police are on their way. Speed away. Lie to the cops and say it was entirely the other driver's fault. Try to convince the other driver not to call the cops because you are afraid of cops.