What 'Married... with Children' adult are you?

'Married... with Children' was a sitcom with many diverse personalities. Al, Peg, Jefferson, and Marcy all had similarities... and differences. That's what made the show one with a level of predictability... and unpredictability.

So, which of the four above adults are you? This quiz will at least narrow down the results! It'll only take a few minutes, if that, so why wait? Start now!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you were to have kids, what would you most likely name them after?
Beer
Your boss
Your spouse
Your favorite TV show
None of the above
4. If your kids came home in handcuffs, what would be the first thing you'd say?
"Good for you."
"What an embarassment!"
"Get anything good?"
"Get in here."
5. The neighbors are coming over. What is the most likely reason?
To yell at you
To play a game/watch TV
To congratulate you
To mooch and steal
6. If you go outside to work on something, what is the liklihood the neighbors will come out as well?
Very
Minimal
Who cares?
So-so
7. You have been accepted to go on to a gameshow, and must pick a partner. Who do you pick?
The wife
The boss, if he wants to
A buddy
A guy off the streets
8. You won a contest. Who did you beat?
Whoever the competition was; don't know them
The neighbors, of course
The kids
Me, I broke my record!
9. Your friends are over. What is the most likely reason?
Plotting
Group assembly
Television show
Who let them in?!
10. You got a new job. What do you accredit it to?
My good looks
New job? Yeah, right!
My knowledge
My history
11. A fat woman asks you a question about her weight. How do you answer?
Compliment
Insult
Laugh at my freind's answer
Ignore them
12. Tomorrow is your spouse's birthday, which means what to you?
NO! Not sex!
More money spent on that good-for-nothing?
$3 present time!
Who cares?

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