what kind of mother are you?

You mom deserves much more credit than she gets. She's made your meals, sent you to school, changed your diapers, and taught you how to be a functioning human being! In fact, if it weren't for her, you wouldn't exist! This quiz is made in honor of all moms, past and present, functional and dysfunctional, yours and mine. (Hi Mom!)

But there are differnet kinds of moms in our world. Which kind are you? What is your child most likely to say to you after a conversation? Thanks to this quiz you can find out!

Created by: EtCetera
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You view children in general as:
Brats
Innocent little cherubs
My child's best friends
Children
4. You view your child as:
A friend
An equal
The sweetest most precious gift I've ever been given
Not a big deal
5. How many children did you plan to have when you were first married?
None... so much for that plan
Just one that I would protect forever
2 at most
Who actually thinks about that stuff?
6. It's your child's 16th birthday. What do you give them?
A car
A stereo system
Keys to the house
A bicycle
A cake
Fifty dollars and a bus ticket- I'm kicking them out!
7. Does your child have godparents?
Yes
No I can take care of them myself
A whoel backup team of relatives and family friends
Godwhats now?
8. Where do you let your child buy clothes?
Wherever they want, as long as it's not too pricy
Goodwill, so they learn that saving money is fun!
Wherever I buy my clothes
I don't care
9. When was the last time you talked to your child?
I'm taking the quiz with him/her right now!
Later today
Two days ago
A week ago
A month ago
10. Why are you taking this quiz?
To see if I'm a good mother
Bored
To bond with my child
I don't know
11. Have you read your child's diary?
Yes all the time
Once when I thought she was hiding something from me
No then they's be mad
I don't know if my child has a diary
12. What is the worst thing your child has referred to you as
Mom
Oberfurher
The old hag
B*itch
Control freak
Her
13. What is the worst thing you have referred to your child as?
Tickle muffin
the kid
monster
Little slut
Little b*tch
it
14. Your child brings their date home. What do you say?
Hi, I'm _____'s mom
Hi, future in-law!
You get your hands off my sweet little child now!
Is that the best yuo can do?
15. Your child gets a D in a subject. what do you do?
Panic and hire a tutor ASAP
Why should I care?
Check all their homework from then on
Set up a conference with the teacher
16. Your child gets an A in a subject. What do you do?
Praise them, let them have the computer for the rest of the afternoon
Hello! I still don't care
Wear a "my child is on the honor roll" t-shirt around town
Gush over them and take them out to ice cream
17. What is the worst thing that your child could do?
Be ashamed of me
Not wear matching outfits on Mother's Day
Go off to college
Die, i guess

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