Are You Your Own Mother?

Are you your own mother? When you almost got run over by that van last year, did your mother almost fade out of existance? Have you even bothered to consider the possibility that, through a ridiculous series of events, you are your own mother? For your sake, I hope not, because that's my job; I'll consider it for you!

Are you your own mother? When you almost got run over by that van last year, did your mother almost fade out of existance? Have you even bothered to consider the possibility that, through a ridiculous series of events, you are your own mother? For your sake, I hope not, because that's my job; I'll consider it for you! Whoo!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you aware of being your own mother?
Yes
No
4. Do you know your mother, and feel fairly certain that she is not you?
Yes
No
5. Have you ever travelled through time using an unstable method of harnessing random fluctuations in the space-time continuum?
Yes
No, I'm far more responsible than that
No...O_o
Excellent idea! I was looking into the traditional energy-based theories, but this sounds much easier.
I wish! All I could figure out how to use was the hyper-insane-o time vacuum, which is greatly more dangerous.
6. When was the last time you used voodoo madjikz?
Just now
Few days ago
Once, a while back
Never
7. Do you speak in an outrageous Austrian accent, despite a total absence of Austrian ancestry?
No
Yes
8. so i herd u liek mudkipz
F--- no!
i liek mudkipz
What?
Indeed, I was troubled by the alarming lack of mudkip appreciation long before said ideas were widely adopted.
9. Are you legally demented?
Yes
No
I don't recall. Let me ask the voices.
10. Only one of these will affect your answer towards being your own mother. Which one is it?
This?
This?
This?
This?
This?
I won't guess, because I don't seek that outcome.
11. It was #8.
What?
There is no #8!!!!
I knew that, but was unable to pick it.
I picked that!
12. Didn't you never not dislike not having preferred disliking the lack of you not enjoying this quiz?
Yes
No
Mmm, indeed

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