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Finding true meaning in your life is essential. Essential to you...even essential to me if you knew me. And you can....through this quiz!! I know you don't want to read the following information (because you want to jump into this quiz) so I'll be brief about a short story about my mother. My mother is older than me. She was already able to vote when she had me. My mother has blond hair. But it's not her real hair color. Her eyes are green. Like a cereal box color green...or like broccoli...but fresh broccoli...not the frozen stuff. Hmm...I'm hungry. Get to the quiz.

Do you know what you're missing out of life? We do. It's the answer-question methedology of this quiz. Our doctors have gotten together during lunch to put this together for YOU!!! Take a chance!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you enjoy tea?
Yes
No
Perhaps
Yes, but only with a cookie
No, I'm an American
4. Do you wash your hands after you use the restroom?
Yes
No
No, I only peed!
I used toilet paper, why bother??
I'm attached to a catheter
5. How will you die?
I will kill myself later this afternoon
I drive fast, so probably in a car wreck
The baby Jesus will take me away
Old age and stuff
6. What are you wearing?
Birthday suit
Armani suit
Bunny suit
7. Pick a word
fart
blueberry
superkalafragelisticexpealadocious
creative
8. What color are your eyes?
Can't see them
blue
green
brown
other
9. Do you like babies?
Yes
No
when they didn't poo
when they are not crying
when they are plastic
10. Who am I?
some bored chick at work
some fat guy eating a donut
who cares?
11. Egg salad is...
yummy creamy goodness!
a cholesterol nightmare!
a reason to vomit
a holocaust of chickens
12. Did you have fun taking this quiz?
Yes! You are so funny!
I guess, I had nothing better to do
No, this was a waste of my life!
undecided

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