What intelligence agency should you work for ?

Former CIA director Richard Helms once said that intelligence is the oldest still existing business in the world, the other being prostitution. While, some female agents might find that offensive, could that possibly be true? And if so, what nation(s) peform those duties the best?

What Intelligence agency do you think is best for you? Well I'll answer that for you. You will be sorted as working for either the CIA, KGB, mossad, mi6, dgse, or even the dreaded stasi. Just because the wall came down, doesn't mean the fun has to end....

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What phyisical symbol do you feel most connected to ?
glasses
an umbrella
a bowler hat
a cigarette
numbers impinted on your skin
a very large wall
4. How do you get an enemy agent to turn or do what you want?
Appeal to his sense of idealism
Blackmail him about his sexual improprieties
We do not comment on such matters of security.........
Pay him off, no matter what the cost or time.
F--- recruiting, take him out with a car bomb.
Infiltrate his entire office with your own agents so he is no longer a threat.
5. Where is your "backyard" or region where you truly own the block?
Latin America
Everywhere
The world, ( or at least we used to)
North Africa
Middle East
Berlin
6. Prefered method of assassination?
exploding cigar
poisin tipped umbrella
gentlemen don't ask the people we hire how they do it
bomb their boat
hit squad with uzis
shoot at point blank range with pistol
7. How do you get and execute your orders
always check with station chief first
always check the Kremlin first, then station chief
Get orders from the top, and then into the field....
get together an experienced and diverse team and then ensure the goverment plausible deniablity
get orders, pick team, then go dark for a few months before starting the op
listen, then do. nothing else matters
8. When was your prime ?
The 50's and early 60's
The 60's
World War II
The 80's
The 70's
untill the wall came down
9. favorite drink
whiskey
vodhka
gin
wine
pepsi
beer
10. you are best at
office politics
keeping tabs on individuals
being snobby to others
philosophizing your work
killing people
maintaining control at all times
11. Best spy fiction (tv, book, film) ever was..........
Mission Impossible
From Russia with Love
The Avengers
Day of the Jackal
Munich
The Spy who Came in from the Cold
12. favorite colors
blue and yellow
red and yellow
red and blue
colors are insignifigant, we live in a black and white world......
blue and white
grey and brown

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