1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. If you could visit any place on earth, where would you go? Ireland, for the green beer. Germany, for the sausge and sauerkraut. Iceland, to be with the vikings. China, mmmm.... cat burgers. Japan, to see those hot geishas. Africa, to help the poor in Darfur. 4. If you could do one of the following, which would you do? Fly gracefully like a bird Run as fast as cheetah Swim like a seal Work as hard as an ant Kill as quickly as a shark Sleep like a hibernating bear 5. Which do you see yourself as... Kind and reliable Beautiful and important Fun and spontaneous Dark and dreary Deap and practical Strong and determined 6. When dealing whith an annoying person in your life, what do you do? Ignore them, you are more important anyway Politely tell them to bug off Give them the cold shoulder and hope they leave you alone Tell them to get lost or else Beat them to a pulp if they don't stop bothering you Wait for the right moment, than bash their head in 7. If faced with a problem dealing with a good friend, do you? Face the problem head on, if they are that good of a friend they will understand Face the problem and hope the friend understands Beat around the bush till your friend gets the picture Shrug your shoulders and tell your friend whats the matter, if they don't like it you won't care Wonder why you made friends with the person in the first place Friends? Who needs friends? 8. You have work to do but you aren't sure if you want to do it, what do you do? Nothing, your too pretty for work What you feel like, then it is off to party Pretend you like the job, that way somebody might want to do it for you Work, you love to work You do it even if you don't want to, work sucks... but you'll live Roll over then go back to sleep... who needs work? 9. Somebody you don't know is out to kill you, what do you do? Run and hide till the danger has passed Tell as many people around you, maybe one of them can save you Run and get your shield and sword, that jerk wont take you without a fight Kill you? Who would want to kill you? Kill you? People tell you they are going to everyday but your still alive and kicking Just start killing anybody who even dares to come within ten feet of you... women, children, elderly... anybody 10. If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it? SHOPPING! Buy whatever you want, then save a little... very little Spend some, save some Save it all, you have to much work to do to waste time with stupid stuff like shopping Buy some brandy and cigars... then use whats left to light those cigars Roll over and go back to sleep 11. You finally get a day off from work, what do you do? SHOPPING! PARTY! Be lazy and bum around the house Find some work to do around the house Crack open a beer and watch tv as a cigar dangles from your fingertips Work? I had to go to work yesterday? I have a job? 12. You have just been voted into office as leader of the free world, what do you do first? SHOPPING! going to need a new outfit to be so important PARTY! you just beat Hillary out of office! Find a nice room in the west wing and trash it Get straight to work and don't stop for the next four years Float by as head of state till the people vote you out, you didn't really deserve the office anyway Rub the sleep from your eyes and get staight to work... finally your plot to take over the world can realized!