What crappy car are you?

We've all seen bad cars on the road. It's sad. Some loser behind the wheel of a car, and you know he's wishing he could be driving something more awesome. Have you ever wondered: "what kind of person would drive a piece of sh*t like that?"

Well, wonder no more!!! Now I have created the quiz that will answer the age-old question: WHAT CRAPPY CAR ARE YOU? By answering the following simple set of questions, you will know, and your life will be complete!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Describe your body...
Compact
Bubbly
Boxy
Tall
Weird looking
4. What do you like to do on a typical saturday night?
Go to the disco and scope out all the foxy ladies
Boring. I have no friends.
Drink wine and pretend to be in Paris.
Sit home with my kids.
Go to the racetrack and place last, as usual.
5. What's your family life like?
I live alone.
I have a husband named Jacques
I have about 8 kids.
I have brothers and sisters who I am jealous of.
Average
6. What's your ultimate goal in life?
to get off welfare
to have something to do other than playing Dungeons and Dragons
to own a Porsche
to travel to Europe
to have a hairy chest
to be loved
7. What's your love life like?
Boring. I've had a few lovers, but it's been a while.
I'm a SWINGER!!!!
I've never gotten laid.
What love life??? With all these kids, I don't have time for anything else!
Chaotic. All my relationships have been ruined by jealousy.
8. What's your favorite food?
Fondue
French Fries
Anything cheap and greasy
Weinershnitzel
Government cheese
dry crackers
9. How many friends do you have?
A lot. I'm the life of the party!
Not many, just a few good ones.
A few... we usually get together and play Magic the Gathering on friday nights.
I don't have time to make friends.
None- most people think I'm a snob.
10. Describe your clothing style...
plain. I don't like to be noticed.
Jeans and a t-shirt. Preferably one that says VW, BMW, or Porsche
FUNKAY!!! I LOVE getting all dressed up in retro clothes from the thrift store.
Striped t-shirts and berets.
Stretch pants and giant t-shirts from the clearance rack at wal-mart
11. What's your favorite party game?
Wife-Swapping
D and D
Charades
I don't go to parties
12. Describe your friends...
Weird!
Fun!
Mean
Lazy
Jealous
Snobby

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