1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. What type of house do u have? 2 storey, big windows 2 storey, small windows 1 storey, big windows 1 storey, small windows Single-floor appartment 4. How long does it take you to get at least 2 weapons? under a minute under 5 minutes under 10 minutes under 15 minutes under 25 minutes under 1 hour 5. What guns would you LIKE to possess? AK-47 Shotgun Flamethrower handgun Sniper rifle R.P.G 6. What kind of melee weapon would you LIKE to possess? Steel-lined cricket/baseball bat Axe Crowbar Machete I'd use a bayonet/butt of my gun if things got hairy 7. Back to your house. How long would it take u to barricade it EFFECTIVLEY? A few minutes, tops around 15 minutes a good half-hour best part of an hour i dunno 8. Where is your house located? Middle of nowhere small town small city medium city large city New York/alternative 9. You see a group of Zombies down the road. You have to ct quickly; what do u do? Barricade my house Get weapons and food Get my Zombie survival kit and run Get some weapons and kill them! 10. These next questions are a bit personal.
What body shape are u in? A bear in human form Stronger than others Average Less strong than others Weak 11. How long/fast can u run? For a few miles, steady pace A mile, varying quickness I can run fast, but not for long I can't run fast, but i do have stamina I can't run 12. What is your mental state? My will is iron Not brilliant Average Weak I'm answering this with my toes, wearing a straight jacket, in a padded room 13. What type of planner are you? Immediate contact Short term/raider Fortifier/long term Wtf? 14. How many survivors do u plan to have with u? I'm a lone wolf 1-5 6-15 16-25 26-50 51+ 15. What is your B.O.O? (Base Of Operations) A castle My house I won't have a static one Somewhere isolated 16. Let's say u run into a vehicle warehouse. You're on your own. What do u take? A tank - has guns, armour, what more do i need? An S.U.V - tough, can carry loads of stuff I might take some fuel, but nothing else I'd take the bus - can carry absolutley loads of stuff A sports car - i can pick up some dead chicks! 17. Have you ever fired (and operated) a firearm? Yes, military veteran. Yes, police I'm a paintballer I often go hunting Not really Nope 18. A large group of Zombies (say, over 100) are in front of u. You are only armed with a shotgun that has 5 shells. Are u screwed? Oh, Yes 4 for the Zombies, one for me At least 5 of them are screwed to No. 19. Who would u have in your ideal survivor group? Highly specialised people My mates Random people No-one, i'd have supplies 20. How long do u spend on the internet? (This includes watching the news) 100+ hours a week 75+ hours a week 50+ hours a week 25+ hours a week 10+ hours a week I don't spend anytime at all 21. How much sleep do u need? 10+ hours a day 8+ hours a day 6+ hours a day 4+ hours a day 2+ hours a day 22. Do u do martial arts? I am Chuck Norris Yeah, i have been for awhile I have just started I know the basics No 23. How many Zombie movies have u seen featuring Runners? All of them I've seen, like, one None... What's a runner? 24. Could u kill a family member/good friend without hesitation? Hell yes I would hesitate No, i couldn't NEVER!! 25. Do u know how to setup traps for KILLING Zombies? I've read the "Zombie Survival" guide I've seen Predator Been there, Done that got the T-Shirt I know how to set up one Nope 26. Do you friends respect your Zombie obssession? Yep, they're taking the quiz after me What obssession? No, they mock me... They acknoledge it 27. Your main B.O.O (Base Of Operations) has been overrun while u were out! What do u do? Run in the back, save as many people/supplies as i can Fall back to another base Try to create a distraction for the rest of the survivors to get out 28. If you've taken other Zombie Survival quizes, what did u usually get as a percentage? 80-100 60-80 40-60 20-40 0-20 29. Does your job expect u to carry weapons? Yes, military Yes, police No, but i do anyway No 30. How do u kill a Zombie? Destroy the Brain "Two in the chest, one in the balls, that's how i like it" Play "Dean Martin's greatest hits" Burn Them! 31. Oh,No! You've been bitten! What do u do now? Cut off the infected limb Turn into a Zombie Kill your self Suck out the bodily fluids that entered your bloodstream 32. Can u do first aid? Yep, broken bones, cuts, etc. I'm an over-enthusiastic Cub Scout Some of the basics Cuts count, right? No I freak at the sight of blood 33. What kind of music do u want 2 be playing when kicking Zombie ass? "Dean Martin's Greatest Hits" Benny Hill theme tune Bon Jovi's "Livin' on Prayer" M.C Hammer "U can't touch this" MSI: Shut me up