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Let's kill Santa Clause Let's kill Santa Clause With a ma-che-te Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer thinks he's really LAME!! Ears are ringing, Santa's screaming. He won't go down with outta fight!! Dear old Santa .. say your prayers, Cause Santa Clause dies tonight. I love that song!

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager. My reality check bounced. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1. Never tell everything you know. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Created by: Jow Momma
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If a fat kid came up to you, and asked for a dollar for the vending machine. You would....
Give the little pudgecicle the dollar
Say "looks like you could go a week with out eating, and you'd be fine"
Just say "no"
Tell the kid that the lard is in the kitchen
Say "what are you doing? Preparing for hibernation?"
Offer the child some carrot sicks
4. Green is to mint, as blue is to..
water or ice
blue raspberry popcicles
The color of my underwear
Blue on Blue's Clues
I.... I don't know
That's stupid!
5. Eine mini miney mo...
catch a tiger by his toe
If I was black, I'd grow a fro
Left or right which way to go?
I love Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po
Up the road, lives a man named Joe
I don't have time for such nonsense!
6. Candy is....
GOOD!
What my life revolves aroud!
Bad! It'll make you fat!
My breakfast, lunch, and supper
7. Yes or No
Yes
No
Maybe
Not today
Why am I taking this? This is so stupid!!!
8. Lots of sleep is.....
GOOD!
How I spend my day
For lazy people
9. How would you rather spend your day?
Sleeping DUH! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Oh, what were we talking about?
Watching Tv
Being on the computer
hanging out with friends
Moping around the house
Watching the grass grow in the front yard
10. How much does this quiz suck?
Like a blackhole!
Like a vacuum cleaner
This whole thig sucks, life sucks, YOU SUCK!
It don't
11. Have you ever ate your boogers?
mmmmm boogers
EEW! NO!
Yes, but shhhhh!
Yeah, when I was 5
12. Ok! We're done!!
Finally!
AWWW MAN!
Whatever

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