Sharehousing: Your Survival Chances

Are you sharehouse-savvy? Do you know how to avoid landlord's henchmen, how to eat with $5 a week for food, and how to discreetly get rid of that dangerously weird housemate?

Most people are actually not prepared for the wonderfully disgusting experience that is The Sharehouse. Take my quiz and find out if you know your potheads from your junkies, your woks from your fridges and your harmless weirdos from your crazy psychopaths.

Created by: Jesse

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Part 1: Budgeting. What is the best method of filling your stomach on a shoestring budget?
Eat rice for seven months.
Get a job a in a restaurant/cafe, steal and hoard food in your bag to take home later.
Just take up smoking. Have cigarettes instead of food.
Survive off care packages from your parents.
4. Part 2: The Actual House. What's the warning sign you should look out for when choosing your asylum?
The house is creepily clean. At least one housemate rushes around vacuuming after you when you walk around.
There is board hidden behind the shower marked "Champion Pube Board" with various specimens pinned onto it.
The fridge is full of alcohol. So's the pantry, the bathroom cupboards, the bookcase and the fish tank.
Somebody is trying to build a sandpit in the kitchen.
5. Part 3: The Inmates. Who should you look out for the most?
The obsessive-compulsive that goes on a cleaning spree at two in the morning.
The weird girl that nailed a dead goose to the wall, and celebrates winter solstice by setting the clothesline alight.
The heroin addict. Can't trust them.
The big guy that hangs around outside the bathroom all the time, and likes to hide in the bath tub.
6. Part 4: The Kitchen of Doom. There is always one universal source of argument in the sharehouse. There have been fights, brawls, blackmails and bribes over this one task. Probably even deaths. Many people have moved out rather then face up to it. What is it?
The annual Cleaning of the Fridge.
The wok. Oh god, the wok.
Smoking out all the roaches under the fridge.
Taking out the rubbish.
7. Part 5: Parties. Who throws the best party?
Goths.
Potheads.
Junkies.
Me.
8. Part 6: Rent's overdue. Massively. The landlord's sending some of his friends down to help "sort things out"...what do you do?
A runner.
Sell everything on E-bay.
Begin drug trafficking to get the money.
Get a couple of your friends together, to help sort out the guys who want to sort you out.
9. Part 7: Neighbours. You've got noise complaints coming in from both sides. When you reach ten complaints, you decide to...
Have a party, to celebrate. This'll bring in more bonus complaints for your next party too. Awesome!
Discuss it with them politely, of course.
Bribe them with pot to shut up.
Arrange to have their houses removed during the night.
10. Part 8: The situation is looking dire; everybody agrees a certain housemate needs to go. Now. But how to tell them politely?
Throw all their belongings out the window.
Burn down their bedroom.
Slip a polite note under their door.
Send them round to the shop for some Tim-Tams. Before they return, chuck a new tenant in there and replace all their things. Upon the housemate's return, convince them they never lived there to begin with.
11. Part 9: Doing the Housework. It's your turn to do the dirty dishes. How do you do it?
Sterilize them by covering the dishes with kerosene and setting them alight.
Hide it all in one of your chosen housemate's bed.
Throw it all out, then claim somebody broke in and must've stole them.
Put them all back in the cupboard to see if anybody notices.
12. Part 10: Moving out. You're not happy, and you've gotta leave. The house is full of nutjobs. How do you do it?
Try one last time to improve the other housemates (i.e, tell the junkie it's bad to steal your stereo, and ask the pothead not to bring all his friends around for a giant orgy in the bathroom)
Leave in the middle of the night. Take everyone's stashes with you.
Throw a huge piss-up, making it open-invite. Just as the house begins to get truly trashed, make your exit..
Spend your last days being as annoying and obnoxious as possible until they throw you out.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. Part 1: Budgeting. What is the best method of filling your stomach on a shoestring budget?

Eat rice for seven months.

Get a job a in a restaurant/cafe, steal and hoard food in your bag to take home later.

Just take up smoking. Have cigarettes instead of food.

Survive off care packages from your parents.

4. Part 2: The Actual House. What's the warning sign you should look out for when choosing your asylum?

The house is creepily clean. At least one housemate rushes around vacuuming after you when you walk around.

There is board hidden behind the shower marked "Champion Pube Board" with various specimens pinned onto it.

The fridge is full of alcohol. So's the pantry, the bathroom cupboards, the bookcase and the fish tank.

Somebody is trying to build a sandpit in the kitchen.

5. Part 3: The Inmates. Who should you look out for the most?

The obsessive-compulsive that goes on a cleaning spree at two in the morning.

The weird girl that nailed a dead goose to the wall, and celebrates winter solstice by setting the clothesline alight.

The heroin addict. Can't trust them.

The big guy that hangs around outside the bathroom all the time, and likes to hide in the bath tub.

6. Part 4: The Kitchen of Doom. There is always one universal source of argument in the sharehouse. There have been fights, brawls, blackmails and bribes over this one task. Probably even deaths. Many people have moved out rather then face up to it. What is it?

The annual Cleaning of the Fridge.

The wok. Oh god, the wok.

Smoking out all the roaches under the fridge.

Taking out the rubbish.

7. Part 5: Parties. Who throws the best party?

Goths.

Potheads.

Junkies.

Me.

8. Part 6: Rent's overdue. Massively. The landlord's sending some of his friends down to help "sort things out"...what do you do?

A runner.

Sell everything on E-bay.

Begin drug trafficking to get the money.

Get a couple of your friends together, to help sort out the guys who want to sort you out.

9. Part 7: Neighbours. You've got noise complaints coming in from both sides. When you reach ten complaints, you decide to...

Have a party, to celebrate. This'll bring in more bonus complaints for your next party too. Awesome!

Discuss it with them politely, of course.

Bribe them with pot to shut up.

Arrange to have their houses removed during the night.

10. Part 8: The situation is looking dire; everybody agrees a *certain* housemate needs to go. Now. But how to tell them politely?

Throw all their belongings out the window.

Burn down their bedroom.

Slip a polite note under their door.

Send them round to the shop for some Tim-Tams. Before they return, chuck a new tenant in there and replace all their things. Upon the housemate's return, convince them they never lived there to begin with.

11. Part 9: Doing the Housework. It's your turn to do the dirty dishes. How do you do it?

Sterilize them by covering the dishes with kerosene and setting them alight.

Hide it all in one of your chosen housemate's bed.

Throw it all out, then claim somebody broke in and must've stole them.

Put them all back in the cupboard to see if anybody notices.

12. Part 10: Moving out. You're not happy, and you've gotta leave. The house is full of nutjobs. How do you do it?

Try one last time to improve the other housemates (i.e, tell the junkie it's bad to steal your stereo, and ask the pothead not to bring all his friends around for a giant orgy in the bathroom)

Leave in the middle of the night. Take everyone's stashes with you.

Throw a huge piss-up, making it open-invite. Just as the house begins to get truly trashed, make your exit..

Spend your last days being as annoying and obnoxious as possible until they throw you out.

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