Say Ya to da U.P., eh?

Half the land with only 1/3 the population. Michigan's Upper Peninsula is a desolate and unique area! Surrounded on three sides with water, having more deer than people, there is nothing that compares!

Do you think you know what it takes to vacation in the U.P.? Or do you already live in the Upper Peninsula? Do you consider yourself a Yooper? Let's see how true you are! Put yourself to the test!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you often find yourself wearing orange camouflage?
yes
no
4. Do you frequently end sentences with eh, not even realizing it?
yes
no
5. The season are:
spring and winter.
hunting and fishing.
Shoveling,racking and mowing.
fall, winter, spring, summer.
6. Do you know what Kitch-iti-kippi is?
yes
no
7. Crystal Falls is:
a waterfall
a town
a mountainside
a water fountain
8. Manistique is closest to
Muskeegan
Thompson
Escanaba
Ludington
9. Opening day of Hunting Season is a holiday in your town?
yes
no
10. The Garden Peninsula is known best for:
Its beautiful lake front.
Mary Jane.
Bay de Noc Schools amazing athletes.
Its colorful aray of flowers.
11. When Mardi Gras comes around you look forward to:
Getting wild in Houghton!
Heading to Lousiana for a good time!
Bars and Beads!
When is Mardi Gras?
12. At what temperature do you break out your shorts?
nothing below 70!
as soon as the snow melts!
60 is good for me.
What do you mean? I wear shorts all year!
13. Iron Mountain is:
a sporting goods store.
a mountain.
where iron is made.
a city.
14. Sault Ste. Marie is in:
Michigan
Cananda
Both?
What?
15. You can safely drive the speed limit in ice and snow storms?
yes
no
why slow down? The ditch will save me!
16. A Booze Cruise is:
running to the store for more liquir.
A trip on a boat with plenty of alcohol.
Riding around with your friends tossin' back a few brewskis.
Yes! Did you just see me hit that sign?
17. Your local Sheriff's department has funding for Snowmobile Patrol?
yes
no
18. You lay out in your bathing suite when it's 65 degrees out?
65? That's hot as hell!
As long as the winds not blowing, all I care about it my tan!
Who needs suites when all you need is a farmer's tan!
More like 60, as long as the sun is shining!
19. A Fairy is:
A little magical person with wings.
A homosexual person.
A ride to Mackinac Island.
Your mom.
20. What is the Ski Jumps?
A ramp to ski off of.
An event for professionals and serious spectators, only.
A three day weekend of drunkeness.
An even at the Olympics.
21. What is a sugarbeater?
A sweet candy treat.
A vegetable.
A troll who tries to hunt my deer!
The old man who rides a bicycle.
22. Cooks Corn Roast is:
The best restaurant in town!
A corn cooking contest.
Another excuse to get drunk.
A national holiday (or it should be!)
23. What is Shining?
A movie.
A book.
A book and a movie.
A method of looking for deer.
24. The 4th of July Parade is always held on the 4th of July.
Of course it is!
That doesn't make sense!
How about the 7th of July?
Only if it falls on a weekend.
25. You have heat in your ice shack.
Nah, I suck it up!
How else could I spend all those hours in the cold!
Wouldn't it melt?
What is an ice shack?
26. You end your phone conversations with, "MMmmm Bye."
yes
no
I try not to, but I can't help it!
27. When it is time for school shopping you:
head downtown and hit the mall!
Plan at least a full day trip to Green Bay or Appleton/
Start the online search.
I just wear the same thing I did last year!
28. Escanaba and Marquette are:
Major Cities
Rivers
Shopping Centers.
At least an hour drive, but it's worth it!
29. If you have been driving for an hour, how many miles have you traveled?
about 60 miles
It depends on the roads.
I don't know, an hours worth?
The miles to Escanaba, duh!
30. Lastly, what is your most favorite food?
Only beer and venison for me, eh.
A pasty is always good.
Main Street Pizza.
Did you say Pastey?

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