1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Which did you get last time? Wanderer Thinker Confused Determined4. We left off with you in that cage, wondering Where did I go wrong? YOU PROMISED SOMEONE WOULD RESCUE ME!!! (me: I certainly did NOT promise that...) I really don't care... What's the best way to escape? Bird, would you QUIT STARING AT ME WITH THOSE HUGE EYES ALREADY?!5. Suddenly, the bird blinks and flits off its perch. It flies gracefully over into a shadow where you lose sight of it. Who cares? Did I REALLY expect that bird to help me? What's it doing? It BETTER be finding someone to save me! *desperately*If I could tell it to grab the keys for me, I'd be its best friend forever *zones out blankly*6. Out of the shadows, a guy your age appears. Ok, that's unexpected... OMG! Is he my rescuer?! I think I LOVE him! Wait, was he the bird? *sarcastic*Great, here's a love interest. Now this quiz is perfect...7. He is(no matter how you answer, he's still hot) Dark haired and expressionless Plain looking, but in a good way. Blonde and strong. If he's going to be a hero he needs to look the part! What? I didn't notice. I guess he's hot, not that I care or anything...8. "Come with me" he says. I'll go anywhere. MY RESCUER HAS ARRIVED! I THINK I'M GOING TO FAINT! I would. If you would open the door! Sure, anything to get out of here! Are you a bird? That is SO COOL!9. He gets you out of the cage and hurries you back along that dark cavern. You follow, hoping to be out of that awful place as soon as possible. Your reaction? *heart beats faster than normal* I'm being rescued! *relieved sigh* Get me away from this place! NOW! Who are you, anyway? I really don't care who you are or where you're taking me as long as I never see that weirdo who trapped me again!10. As you two rush out in silence, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Excited, you run faster. Suddenly, you hear an ominous set of footsteps growing louder behind you. No, not HIM again... *obnoxiously loud shriek* 'Don't let him get me!' you tell your rescuer. Ok, this time, I CARE. Get away from me, you *insert innapropriate name here* *with confidence* This time, I have a plan...11. You run faster and gradually the footsteps in the background die down. You two reach the light at the end and stop as soon as you hide behind a tree. You are exhausted suddenly from the sudden fear you felt and the relief that you're finally safe and stop to rest. The guy finally turns to you and says "I'm Jason," Nice to meet you. And by the way, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! I'm kidding...*nervous laugh* I'm___. Thank you so much for rescuing me from that awful place. You acknowledge him with a feeble nod since you're too out of breath to say much else, but you manage to tell him how grateful you are for his help. You thank him for rescuing you and tell him your name. After thanking him and introducing yourself, you just have to ask, "Were you the bird?"12. "Are you ok to keep going?" Jason asks with some concern. What do you mean? You're not just going to leave me here? I was born ready! Where are you taking me? What do you want? When you say that, do you really expect an answer? I mean, we ALL know I'm required to say 'yes' no matter what, so I'l just say it, 'no'... I'm just kidding! I'm funny that way!13. Jason nods at your answer and leads you back through the woods. Never has he looked you in the eye, which rather disturbs you doesn't matter to me! I could care less... interests me. Jason is so mysterious! Maybe I can get him to tell me his secret...14. In your opinion, what should Jason be like? Caring and there for me I could care less if he was in the story. You promised me an adventure and I demand--sorry--request it! Mysterious, like an book written in riddles or with invisible ink... Just tell me about his secret! I know he's hiding something! Why won't he look at me?15. You two are walking in silence when Jason starts to say something, perhaps the explanation you're dying to hear? But before he can get the words out, you feel a strange sensation that... Ugh! I HATE cliffhangers! Come on! A strange sensation that...? Jason! No! Don't leave me! I'll consider coming back for this...