1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. People... Should be avoided at all costs. Are unavoidable. Congregate when possible. Congregate from necessity. Are the spice of life. Aren't to be trusted unless you are related. Even then...4. If you had to have your home known for something it would be... As a highly fashionable tourist destination. A land of mystery and incredible nature. The place that runs the other places. As a place of danger and risk. A place of scenic calm balanced with hectic adventure. A land of nieghborliness and kindness.5. You have some friends over to stay the wekend. Upon arrival they say... "Jesus, could it be harder to get to?" "I like what you've done with it, very austere..." "Ooh, like that blend of style. Is that an original?" "I've only ever seen one of those in a hunting lodge before..." "Very cozy, nice patio." "The Feng-Shue in here is almost perfect."6. For fun you like to... Go shopping, kill things, explore the great outdoors, and watch TV. Catch a movie, go downtown, think about ruling the world, and create amazing toys. Go look at wildlife, cook for yourself, try and figure out politics, and occasionally hold a rally. Drink beer, watch sports, play sports, and occasionally backpack. Watch soccer, go to church, have parties, and take naps. Go shopping, work things out with others, visit neighbours, and learn another language.7. Your advice to others who want to visit you? Of course, but try and avoid the dodgey bit. Mi casa su casa. Unless you understand what I just said... Try and visit during the Winter. Much nicer. Another mouth to feed? I guess so... Your presence is most welcome, do add to my wealth with a welcoming gift! Don't. Just don't.8. Every place has it's problems. Yours might be? People killing each other, but hey, doesn't that happen everywhere? There seem to be some issues with pollution and population 'round this joint... Nobody loves me. Bit difficult to get around and all, lots of toads. Problems? Some drug abuse, but it makes long hours easier to take. We have no problems. Only insignificant continents have problems.9. We've all tought about visiting of course, but got any hard sellers to make us come by? What isn't there to come by for? We've got it all! Literally! Like critters? We've got loads of critters! Big ones. Stay out of my home. Go somewhere else. Oh, you know, just the amazing people who live here, that's all. Oh, wait! And the food, places, and culture. Forgot about those. 'Cause we're the most popular? Lots to see and do here... Nope, none you'd appreciate, you 'ooh i need things' type-person.10. Who would you say is the best representative of your good side? Ghandi. Teddy Roosevelt. Eva Peron. Nelson Mandela. Winston Churchil. The Emperor Penguin.11. And your worst representative? That would be...Hitler. Pol Pot. Probably Idi Amin. Ted Kaczynski? Strom Thurmond? Al Capone? Mel Gibson... Little 'Fairy' penguin. Such a disgrace.12. Most important thing to preserve? Our heritage. Forrests. Our oceans. Our people and wildlife. Our way of life. Anything over 50 years old, natural or otherwise.13. Thoughts on government? Should include everyone equally. I was thinking something kind of stern, maybe a dictatorship or a monarchy? So long as it's laid back and groovy, otherwise we will destroy it. We need no silly governemnt. In a word: Libertarian. Totally running things over here and there's nothing you can do about it.14. Everyone likes music? Yours is... Jazz. Vibrant, lots of drums and moving. Whatever gets thrown our way. Danceable. We're thinking of passing a law... Classical. Sort of a screechy honky sound.15. How about art? Pointilism can never be overrated. Frescoes, murals, cubism works too. Our art is so friggin' inspiring and vast not mortal can understand it without a lifetime of devotion and meditation. Art is already present in everyday things. But we got some killer masks 'round back. Very tasteful and contempaltive, and often nude. I call it 'Penguin Poop In Green And Slimey 1'16. Finally: Food? Fish. Oh man, we've got all sorts of delicious simple dishes you're going to love. Burgers, fries, and a shake. Rice and noodles have been perfected. Now I know it make look like yeast on toast, and, well, it kinda is, but the beer will help. Our food is spicy and amazing and you'll crave it forever and ever.