How rude are YOU?

Are you One Rude Dude (or Dudette), are you Almost a Saint or do you fall somewhere in between? Some people just think rude thoughts. Some people only share their rude observations with their friends.

So, what's your degree of rude and what can you do about it? Please answer honestly, not what you think is the right answer. It only takes a few minutes to find out or confirm that you are Rude, Saintly or somewhere in between.

Created by: Ichabod Crane of Glass Belly Button
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. The lane ahead is clear. If you hit all the lights just right and everyone does the speed limit you will be on time. Then an elderly person pulls out in front of you and proceeds at five miles UNDER the speed limit. You will . . .
Do nothing, stuff happens.
Mutter under your breath while rolling your eyes.
Scream obscenities while flipping them off.
Zoom around them, cut in front of them and go 10 under the limit!
4. It has been a particularly bad day - everything has gone wrong. You stop in to the grocery store and approach the only Express Lane that is open with your two items in hand just to find a woman with 30 items in her cart and a screaming baby. You will . .
Call the manager over and demand this woman be removed.
Glare at her, mutter under your breath, storm into the next lane.
Point out to her that this is the Express Lane and she does not qualify to be there.
Comment on how cute the baby is and help her get her things out of the cart.
5. Last night you had a dinner of beans, broccoli and cabbage. Needless to say you are a bit gassy. Standing in a crowded room, you will handle this by . . .
Leaving the room so you can de-gas in private.
Holding it in, pasting a smile on your face regardless of how uncomfortable you become.
Letting it rip and then laughing hysterically.
Letting it sneak out, then quickly leaving the area.
6. Unfortunately you have not washed clothes in a month, so now you are forced to wear the only clean undies you have - the ones Grandma bought for your birthday. The fit is far from perfect and they are riding into your unmentionable areas. You cannot stand
Suggest sitting down so you can scoot your butt around and try to adjust things.
Try to concentrate on the boss has to say and forget about your undies.
Just grab the undies from the offending area and pull them out.
Excuse yourself and sprint to the bathroom to make the adjustment.
7. You have stepped into the stall in the bathroom and the person in the next stall appears to want to carry on a conversation with you. Asks you how you are doing, what you are doing and do you want to get together later. After answering these questions, yo
Wait till they come out, rip the phone from their hands and flush it down the toilet.
Exit your stall, yell through their door that the bathroom is NOT the place to talk on cell phones and then leave quickly.
Exit as fast as possible so you are not revealed as the idiot who was answering the questions.
Stay in the stall and wait them out. You do not have anywhere you need to be.
8. After much frustration you finally decided to call customer support. You press a series of buttons, are told your wait will be approximately five minutes and then when a person comes on the line you find yourself speaking to someone who by their accent is
Hanging up immediately and seeing if you can get a better candidate next call.
Cussing them out and telling them that they are taking jobs away from people.
Speaking loudly and slowly because it is a proven fact if you just say it that way, they will get it.
Proceeding with the call. They must be qualified or they would not be on the other end.
9. Your boss walks arm-and-arm into Happy Hour with a much, much, much older (or younger) person. They are sitting close, holding hands, sharing lovey little kisses and oblivious to anyone else being around. You will . .
Tell them they should get a room.
Do or say nothing. It is none of your business.
Comment under your breath that people should date others their own age.
Leave the Happy Hour disgusted.
10. You have been invited to a party by someone you do not like at all. The bottom of the invitation says R.S.V.P. Regrets Only. You have a better chance of volunteering to have all your wisdom teeth pulled at the same time than showing up to
Call and talk to the person so you can express your regrets that you cannot attend.
Call when they are not home so you can leave a voice message or send an email for regrets.
No call, no email and no show.
Call or email and asked to be taken off of their invitee lists for any future parties
11. You are eating lunch and a person at the next table keeps commenting on how good the tortillas are. He has never had a tortilla as light and flavorful as this tortilla. He hopes he can talk to the tortilla maker and find out the secret. The problem is he
Make comments to your companion about the TOR TEE A hoping the idiot will overhear you.
Roll your eyes, shake your head and smile.
Do or say nothing.
Tell him directly that if he does not know how to pronounce the word he should just keep his mouth shut.
12. You drove like a mad person across town, climbed the stairs to the third floor because the elevator was out of commission and slipped exhaustedly into the meeting just as the head dude was starting to talk. You reach for a soft drink and slam it in one gi
Let your eyes burst in your head before you let a sound escape.
Excuse yourself so you can step into the hall.
Purse your lips and let it quietly escape behind your cupped hand.
Make the most of it and try to be patriotic by burping out America the Beautiful.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. The lane ahead is clear. If you hit all the lights just right and everyone does the speed limit you will be on time. Then an elderly person pulls out in front of you and proceeds at five miles UNDER the speed limit. You will . . .

Do nothing, stuff happens.

Mutter under your breath while rolling your eyes.

Scream obscenities while flipping them off.

Zoom around them, cut in front of them and go 10 under the limit!

4. It has been a particularly bad day - everything has gone wrong. You stop in to the grocery store and approach the only Express Lane that is open with your two items in hand just to find a woman with 30 items in her cart and a screaming baby. You will . .

Call the manager over and demand this woman be removed.

Glare at her, mutter under your breath, storm into the next lane.

Point out to her that this is the Express Lane and she does not qualify to be there.

Comment on how cute the baby is and help her get her things out of the cart.

5. Last night you had a dinner of beans, broccoli and cabbage. Needless to say you are a bit gassy. Standing in a crowded room, you will handle this by . . .

Leaving the room so you can de-gas in private.

Holding it in, pasting a smile on your face regardless of how uncomfortable you become.

Letting it rip and then laughing hysterically.

Letting it sneak out, then quickly leaving the area.

6. Unfortunately you have not washed clothes in a month, so now you are forced to wear the only clean undies you have - the ones Grandma bought for your birthday. The fit is far from perfect and they are riding into your unmentionable areas. You cannot stand

Suggest sitting down so you can scoot your butt around and try to adjust things.

Try to concentrate on the boss has to say and forget about your undies.

Just grab the undies from the offending area and pull them out.

Excuse yourself and sprint to the bathroom to make the adjustment.

7. You have stepped into the stall in the bathroom and the person in the next stall appears to want to carry on a conversation with you. Asks you how you are doing, what you are doing and do you want to get together later. After answering these questions, yo

Wait till they come out, rip the phone from their hands and flush it down the toilet.

Exit your stall, yell through their door that the bathroom is NOT the place to talk on cell phones and then leave quickly.

Exit as fast as possible so you are not revealed as the idiot who was answering the questions.

Stay in the stall and wait them out. You do not have anywhere you need to be.

8. After much frustration you finally decided to call customer support. You press a series of buttons, are told your wait will be approximately five minutes and then when a person comes on the line you find yourself speaking to someone who by their accent is

Hanging up immediately and seeing if you can get a better candidate next call.

Cussing them out and telling them that they are taking jobs away from people.

Speaking loudly and slowly because it is a proven fact if you just say it that way, they will get it.

Proceeding with the call. They must be qualified or they would not be on the other end.

9. Your boss walks arm-and-arm into Happy Hour with a much, much, much older (or younger) person. They are sitting close, holding hands, sharing lovey little kisses and oblivious to anyone else being around. You will . .

Tell them they should get a room.

Do or say nothing. It is none of your business.

Comment under your breath that people should date others their own age.

Leave the Happy Hour disgusted.

10. You have been invited to a party by someone you do not like at all. The bottom of the invitation says R.S.V.P. Regrets Only. You have a better chance of volunteering to have all your wisdom teeth pulled at the same time than showing up to

Call and talk to the person so you can express your regrets that you cannot attend.

Call when they are not home so you can leave a voice message or send an email for regrets.

No call, no email and no show.

Call or email and asked to be taken off of their invitee lists for any future parties

11. You are eating lunch and a person at the next table keeps commenting on how good the tortillas are. He has never had a tortilla as light and flavorful as this tortilla. He hopes he can talk to the tortilla maker and find out the secret. The problem is he

Make comments to your companion about the TOR TEE A hoping the idiot will overhear you.

Roll your eyes, shake your head and smile.

Do or say nothing.

Tell him directly that if he does not know how to pronounce the word he should just keep his mouth shut.

12. You drove like a mad person across town, climbed the stairs to the third floor because the elevator was out of commission and slipped exhaustedly into the meeting just as the head dude was starting to talk. You reach for a soft drink and slam it in one gi

Let your eyes burst in your head before you let a sound escape.

Excuse yourself so you can step into the hall.

Purse your lips and let it quietly escape behind your cupped hand.

Make the most of it and try to be patriotic by burping out America the Beautiful.

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