Are you Boston Rude?

From the Eastern side of Massachussetts? Then you know that we are a proud rude group. Manners? Manners? We don't need no Stinkin Manners. What did they ever do for us?

I put this together to have something on myspace that will really show that Bostonians just don't give a F#%&*. Why should we. We talk to fast to slow down, we cross the street when mack trucks are commin.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When a Foriegn Tourist asks you directions to the Prudential.....
Give them instructions how to get to hell
Sent them to the local headshop
If attractive, send them to your bed
Pretend to be foriegn as well
Pretend the don't exist and keep walking
See if they are a Sox fan first
4. When a Yankee Fan Lives in Boston, You........
Say Jeetah Sucks, A-Rod Blows
Smack off their hat, kick them in the ass when picking it up
Say they can keep the sexy caveman monkey
Grab their hat, Fart in it and put it back on them
Proceed to beat them up
Flip them the bird while walking by
5. When asked what kind of music you listen to, you say.....
Anything but country
Everything
Ask if you get laid for answering.....then say none of your damn business
What ever is on WAAF
Refuse to answer before they tell you....then proceed to make fun of their choice
Fart and say - that kind
6. When you see a hitch hiker, you....
Shout how many points for hitting the bastard
Pretend to stop, then screw
Go faster and flip him the bird for not having a car
Turn up your music so he can appreciate your bass
Swirve at him to scare the bejeasus out of him
Floor it past him
7. When you go to buy a car, your motives behind wanting a SUV are...
Daydreaming about pulling a bigfoot and driving over traffic
Cuz you are a Soccer mom
to see how warm outside you can make it in January
Covering the fact you have a 4" wood
You want kids to look at you while you flip them off
You like spending $90 to fill the tank
8. When someone gives you a talking to about your smoking, you tell them.....
You want to get the taste of hookers and pot out of your mouth
Hey....at least it's not crack
In a homer voice say.....Hmmmmm Black Cancer Death
Hey...Am I making you want to smoke, then deal
Put it out then say - THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE - Your a regular jeasus F-in christ
I'll flick a bugger on you if you don't leave
9. When someone is tailgating you, you
Slow down and mess with them
Floor it and loose them
Slam on the brakes hoping for insurance
Stop the car - get out and just freekin flip out
Pick it up a little
Start throwing loose change out the window at them
10. When someone asked you to say - Park the car in havard yard, you reply
What are you retahded
I'll Pahk the Cah in ya ass
Say Pahk Da Cah in Havahd Yahd
There is no Havahd Yahd You Retahd
11. When asked to use your accent to say - Put the Cracker in the Chowder, you reply
You the Crackah, You Chowdah head
Put the Crackah in the Chowda
12. When in boston - where can and Can't you Smoke
I'd smoke in a Maternity Ward
No where - they are f-in retahded
Just ya Cah (car if not from boston)
300' from your Ex wife

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