How Howell are You?

There are many people who are too old to fit the 80s high school nerd stereotype, but few true Howells. Howell is, after all, quite exceptional. Who is Howell? Howell is someone who has an extraordinarily demented mind, is able to solve complex problems but only does so if he thinks he can get pie or make himself look better than those around him, and sees the world through an entirely irreverent point of view.

Are YOU Howell? Do you have the insanity to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now, you could only wonder. But, thanks to this great quiz, in just a few moments, you will find out!

Created by: E Lunatic

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  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Do you deal with issues by punching someone, and him or her crying?
  2. When you were a wee baby, did you dream to one day become...
  3. Let's say you spend one minute trying to explain something. How many filler words, such as 'right', 'umm', or 'yeah', do you use?
  4. You dislike the effects of an inanimate object. Therefore, it is:
  5. When you think Germany, you think...
  6. What's your idea of a fun night out?
  7. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like pie in general?
  8. Do you ever worry about the consequences of making verbal threats?
  9. How about political incorrectness in public locations?
  10. How about if you're employed by the state?
  11. Something's labelled 'garlic mint dip.' It tastes like pear-scented shampoo. Is it a good idea to eat the entire bowl of it?
  12. Which of these are you most likely to say?

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