1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. How addicted are you to diet soda? Aspartame? Blech. Give me the real stuff. I'll drink a Diet Coke every now and then. At least once a week. I can't make it to 5pm without my fix. Um, I buy the two liter bottles at the store and stock up in case of impending Armageddon. I don't drink soda.4. If someone says chocolate, you go: OMG where? Only if it's the good stuff. I can take it or leave it. I can't eat chocolate for health reasons. I want it, but I already had a can of Pringles and a handful of Jelly Bellys. Who eats chocolate? That stuff is gross.5. What's your take on shoes? Practical only. I love my Doc Martens. I like cute shoes, but I wouldn't get blisters or take out a morgage for them. I'm willing to suffer a little for a special occasion or splurge when necessary. Sparkly flip-flops, 3+ inch heels, lables galore... My shoe bill is higher than my grocery bill. Also, you try taking my pretty little JimmyChoos away from me, and I will stick my heel in your eye. I have to wear comfy/orthopedic shoes for my back/legs/whatever.6. How do you love your hair? I'm at the salon all the time: highlights, deep rinse conditioners, the perfect cut. Got to keep the hair looking fabulous. I blowdry/primp/curl/mousse my hair every morning. Are you kidding? I have a real life and kids and a husdand/wife. I'm lucky to get it into a ponytail. I'm totally butch. Shake the water out of my hair and I'm ready to go. I like to have nice hair, but I'm lazy and play with it all day in frustration. I'm bald.7. How bad is your purse? I don't carry one. Everything fits in my pocket. Um, I don't want to talk about it. It's the size of the Grand Canyon. It's bigger than most, but manageable. It's compact, everything I need in it's place, without a lot of extras. I buy a new purse every three weeks. Why settle for one when you can accessorize? Not too big, not too small, just right.8. If nothing else was on TV, which of these would you prefer to watch? Crackalicious soap operas. Basketball, football, soccer, tennis anyone? A trashy network drama with pointless angst and sex. All cooking, all the time. America's Next Top Model/Dance Crew/Fashion Designer/Idol The only thing that's on at my house is Sesame Street. Somebody please take me out for a martini!9. If you could win a prize on a game show, which would you pick? An all expense paid trip to Mt. Denali. A year of free salon and spa treatments. Someone to cook and clean my house for me. A $10,000 shopping spree for new clothes. Front row seats and behind the stage passes to meet your favorite male performer. A trip with the girls to Vegas/NY/Miami.10. Do you consider yourself girly? My cell is decorated in pink rhinestones, and I have a fluffy dog named Max. I like to get dressed up and twirl my skirt around on occasion. I'm pretty balanced. I can hang with the boys, but I prefer my girls. If you need me, I'll be under the hood of my car. I was girly, but life got in the way. I like to tap into my inner fem on a regular basis.11. Do you own any of the following: flavored lip balm (Chapstick doesn't count), heels higher than 3 inches, a copy of Pride and Prejudice, or a subscription to a fashion magazine? Yes No12. And the most important one of all - Do you have to pee twice as often as the men you hang out with? Yes No