Funny Quotes Collection(Part 9)

This is the ninth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part ten as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

This is the ninth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part ten as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
  2. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
  3. You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
  4. He who laughs last didn't get it.
  5. To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
  6. To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
  7. The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
  8. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
  9. Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
  10. Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

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