Funny Quotes Collection(Part 6)

This is the sixth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part seven as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

This is the sixth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part seven as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
  2. Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
  3. When we go to seafood restaurants I tell them 'Just water for me, thanks.' -Fish
  4. I'm fast, great and unstoppable! You're a train??
  5. All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
  6. I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
  7. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
  8. In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
  9. What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
  10. Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

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