Funny Quotes Collection(Part 10)

This is the tenth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part eleven as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

This is the tenth part of the Funny Quotes Collection. Hope you enjoy reading them. I'll come up with part eleven as soon as I get time. Till then, enjoy these!!

Created by: Zia
  1. I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
  2. My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine, unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
  3. Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?
  4. I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
  5. Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free...from your job.
  6. Actual meanings of various terms: TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems. IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
  7. Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
  8. Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
  9. How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
  10. When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

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